1THE THOROUGHLY IMPROPER GUIDE TO SOCIAL SUCCESS
9QUIZ ANSWERS: REVENGE SERVED WITH A SMILE.
2FOREWORD: A GENTLE WARNING FROM A CONCERNED FRIEND
10YOUR SOCIAL WARFARE SCORE ASSESSMENT
3CHAPTER 1: FIRST IMPRESSIONS
11APPENDIX A: COMPREHENSIVE GLOSSARY OF TACTICAL TERMINOLOGY
4CHAPTER 2: THE ART OF THE SOCIAL BARB - INSULTS DISGUISED AS COMPLIMENTS
12APPENDIX B: EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS FOR SOCIAL DISASTERS
5CHAPTER 3: HOSTING PARTIES - PARTIES THAT WILL BE DISCUSSED FOR DECADES
13APPENDIX C: PRACTICAL WISDOM FOR THE SOCIALLY TRANSFORMED
