Cannibal Disco Dancers in the Papaya Jungle of Giant Zombie Rats
An original short story from the charity collection "Bite-Sized Offerings"By Saul Tanpepper
Length32m
About this audiobook
This humorous retelling of a recent visit to a famous pizza chain hosted by a giant rat was part of a charity collection titled "Bite-Sized Offerings." The author hopes you find it amusing.
*** Saul recommends synthetic voice Judy Garland for a dramatic reading of this story.
Saul Tanpepper is a writer of speculative horror, science fiction, and survival thrillers for all ages. He lives in Northern California. Please visit him at his website tanpepperwrites.com and sign up for his newsletter, Tanpepper Tidings for a free multi-book starter library.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 4.9 (9)
GenreHumor, Children's Literature
Length32 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJul 1, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Front Matter
5Part Four - A Narrow Escape (Emalee)
2Part One - The Papaya Jungle (Mason)
6Finale - The Wasabi Workaround
3Part Two - Cannibal Disco Dancers (Emalee)
7End Matter
4Part Three - Into the Volcano (Mason)
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