How to Terrorise the Living and Influence the Dead
By Beatrice Wainright and Constance Pemberton
Length1h 54m
About this audiobook
This Halloween... Death is Getting a Promotion.
Tired of the same old, boring afterlife? Finding that aimlessly floating through walls and moaning in attics just isn't the fulfilling eternal career you’d hoped for? You’re not alone.
Introducing the groundbreaking guide that’s taking the spectral world by storm: How to Terrorize the Living and Influence the Dead by the internationally acclaimed supernatural life coaches, Beatrice Wainwright and Constance Pemberton.
Forget everything you’ve learned about horror as chain-rattling is for amateurs, and random door-slamming is just embarrassing. This book will teach you the Yorkshire art of posthumous social intervention, because why merely haunt when you can ethically terrorise for the greater good?
Perfect for the recently deceased looking for purpose, or the curiously living who enjoy watching pompous people get their cosmic comeuppance.
Pick up your copy today. Available wherever supernatural phenomena are present.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Psychology
Length1 hr 54 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 14, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1How to Terrorise the Living and Influence the Dead
7Chapter 3: Understanding Your Audience
2Legal Disclaimers
8Chapter 4: The Gentle Art of Intimidation
3Foreword: Welcome to the Dark Side.
9Chapter 5: Conversation as a Weapon
4Introduction: Death is Just the Beginning.
10Chapter 6: Psychological Warfare for Beginners
5Chapter 1: So, You're Dead - Now What? Part 1
11Afterword
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6Chapter 2: Manifestation Mastery
12Glossary of Supernatural Social Intervention Terms
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