Blooming Mayhem A Harrogate Flower Show Fiasco
A Harrogate Flower Show FiascoBy Adrian Raistrick
Length1h 20m
About this audiobook
Yorkshire's Most Scandalous Socialites
Meet Beatrice and Constance—two magnificently unhinged 60-something Yorkshire divas who've decided all bets are off. These aren't ladies who lunch—they're weapons-grade socialites launching nuclear strikes on Harrogate's scene.
From flower show fisticuffs to social media warfare, Adrian Raistrick weaponizes British comedy, creating stories like Downton Abbey colliding with Love Island. Charity galas become battlegrounds, garden parties turn criminal, WhatsApp groups become weapons of mass destruction.
Razor-sharp wit skewers everything from Instagram influencers to village politics. Characters so authentically vicious you'll recognize them from every community group you've tried to escape.
Brilliantly British, utterly outrageous, guaranteed to make you cackle inappropriately in public. Perfect for anyone who's wanted to tell polite society where to stuff it.
Because sometimes the most revolutionary act is refusing to grow old gracefully.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (2)
GenreHumor, Literary Classics
Length1 hr 20 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJun 13, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Blooming Mayhem A Harrogate Flower Show Fiasco
2Content Advisory
3Preface
4A Harrogate Flower Show Fiasco (pt. 1)
5A Harrogate Flower Show Fiasco (pt. 2)
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6About the Author
7Other Beatrice and Constance Works
8Drinking Responsibly
9Credits
10Copyright Protection
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