The Surprise Party Fiasco and The Spanish Inquisition
By Adrian Raistrick
Length2h 5m
About this audiobook
Harrogate meets high-camp chaos: one surprise party, two lifelong frenemies, live peacocks, a cake-bomb hunk, Prince Harry on beer-pong and the Duchess twerking in feathers.
Spain: Constance’s estranged mum fakes death busts them out of a nursing home and drags them through bar-brawl flamenco, stolen wheelchairs and sunrise sangria.
Two books, zero filter—perfect for fans of Fleabag meets AbFab. Out now.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (1)
GenreHumor
Length2 hrs 5 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 19, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1The Surprise Party Fiasco and The Spanish Inquisition
2The Prologue: The Party Pooper's Paradise.
3Chapter One. A Brilliant Idea.
4Chapter Two. Preparations and Peacocks.
5Chapter Three. The Guests Arrive.
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6Chapter Four. Skeletons in the Closet.
7Chapter Five. The Law Arrives, And So Does the Cake
8Chapter Six, A Royal Interruption.
9Chapter Seven, The Duchess Arrives and All Hell Breaks Loose.
10Chapter Eight. The Grand Finale and A New Harrogate Tradition.
11The Spanish Inquisition
12Prologue: Pour Decisions.
13Chapter One. Gin, Grief, and a Spanish SOS.
14Chapter Two. Panic Packing & Other Olympic Sports.
15Chapter Three. Bloody Hell, that's My Mum?
16Chapter Four. The Great Escape.
17Chapter Five. When Yorkshire Tea Just Won't Cut It.
18Chapter Six. Like Mum… Like WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!
19Chapter Seven. How to Lose Your Dignity in 10 Easy Steps.
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