Length3h
About this audiobook
Are you ready to LOL your way through the wild world of online dating? Join intrepid romantic Zoey Zero and her AI-guided Cupid, CPUid, in a sidesplitting adventure to find love—or at least some epic stories to share. Armed with unbreakable optimism, razor-sharp wit, and a mischievous virtual wingman, our hopeless un-romantic dives headfirst into the digital dating scene: crafting the perfect, not-so-honest profile, interpreting cryptic texts, and escaping the friend zone.
Zoey shares her misadventures alongside testimonials from CPUid’s desperate clients as they navigate ghosting gaffes, emoji enigmas, and the professional dating merry-go-round. Laugh, cringe, and root for Zoey as she puts her heart—and her profile—on the line. Whether you’re a seasoned swiper or a newbie, you’ll nod along with her chaos and maybe even click that affiliate link. Who needs a fairytale ending when you can have a rollicking journey? Swipe right and LOL to love!
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Romance
Length3 hrs
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMar 21, 2024
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
21. Introduction: The Art of Swiping Wrong
32. Crafting the Not-So-Honest Profile
4The Perfect Profile Picture: Becoming a Mystical Silhouette
5Over-Filtering into a Catfishing Masterpiece
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6Crafting a Bio of Half-Truths and Exaggerated Enthusiasms
7The CPUid Sales Pitch: Become a Swan Today
8Presenting the Mockumentary Evidence
9The Moral of My Story: Online Dating is a Battlefield
103. The Miscommunication Minefield
114. Ghosting for Beginners
12The Step-By-Step Guide to Vanishing
13Humorous Justifications for Ghosting
14Selling CPUid’s Genius
15Testimonials From the Ghosted
16Anecdotes of Awkward Exits
17The Haunted Dating App
185. Catfish Cuisine
19Adding a Pinch of Exaggeration
20Seasoning with Outright Lies
21CPUid’s Helpful Methods for Detecting Catfish
22Testimonials from the Tangled Web
23My Adventures in Catfishing Cuisine
24The Takeaway: Be Yourself, With Extra Purr-sonality
256. The Emoji Enigma
26CPUid’s Guide to Emoji Interpretation
27Misunderstandings and Misusages
28Testimonials from the Emojionally Confused
29Anecdotes of Pictographic Perplexity
30More Emoji Misfires: Tales of Woe
31Selling CPUid’s Emoji Expertise
32A Pictographic Parable
337. Navigating the First Date
34Choosing the Perfect Location
35CPUid’s Best First Date Ideas
36Testimonials from the Dating Battlefield
37Anecdotes of First Date Follies
38Selling CPUid’s Doublecrossing Expertise
398. Surviving the Awkward Silence
409. To Second Date or Not to Second Date: A Symposium on Second Dates with CPUid’s Protégé, Zoey Zero
4110. Escaping the Friend Zone
42CPUid’s Surefire Tip #1: Pretend to Adopt a Cat Together
43CPUid’s Surefire Tip #2: Start a Fake Band
44The Silver Lining of the Friend Zone
45Selling CPUid’s Absolute Genius
46Testimonials From the Fringe of Friendship
47Tales of Amicable Anarchy
48Embrace the Beautiful Mess of Being Human
4911. Breaking Up Like a Pro
50CPUid’s Guide to Stylish Goodbyes
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