Sit, Stay, Heel: Training Your Boyfriend Like a Pro

Clare Chu

Length3h 41m

About this audiobook

In a world where relationships can feel as unpredictable as an untrained puppy, Penelope Paws believes that the key to harmony lies in the pages of dog training manuals. Armed with an arsenal of treats, a leash, and an unwavering determination, Penelope sets out to prove that boyfriends and dogs aren’t so different after all. Joined by her canine consultant, Mr. Snuffles—a cigar-chomping, top-hat-wearing French Bulldog with a knack for incisive commentary—Penelope embarks on a sidesplitting quest to train her boyfriends using unconventional canine techniques. From the laid-back graphic designer who’s always eager to please to the stubborn sales executive who insists on being the alpha, Penelope’s unorthodox methods and boundless optimism are put to the ultimate test. Will she succeed in teaching her old dogs new tricks, or will she find herself barking up the wrong tree in the pursuit of love and obedience?

Romcom

Satire

Healing

Newadult

Audiobook details

GenreHumor, Romance

Length3 hrs 41 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateApr 1, 2024

LanguageEnglish

1Title Page

109. Grooming and Hygiene - Keeping Your Boyfriend Clean and Presentable

21. Introduction - Welcome to the World of Boyfriend Training

1110. Barking and Whining - Dealing with Complaints and Criticism

32. Choosing the Right Breed - Assessing Your Boyfriend's Trainability

1211. Begging for Attention - Balancing Independence and Neediness

43. Establishing Your Alpha Role - Asserting Dominance in the Relationship

1312. Handling Bad Habits - From Barking Orders to Sniffing Around

54. Creating a Positive Training Environment - Setting the Stage for Success

1413. Marking Territory - Navigating Ex-Boyfriends and Jealousy

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65. Sit, Stay, and Listen - Teaching Your Boyfriend the Basics of Communication

1514. Tricks for Treats - Getting Your Boyfriend to Surprise You

76. Leash Training 101 - Mastering the Art of Walking Together Without Straying

1615. Conclusion: Unleashing Love - The Joy of a Well-Trained Boyfriend

87. Treats and Rewards - Using Positive Reinforcement to Shape Behavior

17About the Author

98. Playing Fetch - How to Get Him to Help with Household Chores

About the author

Clare Chu

Clare Chu hacked code in ye olde days of the mainframes, and now the code’s hacking her as she weaves words of questionable wisdom and side-splitting sass. Her writing? Think fairy tales on steroids, myths meeting modernity, and the unexplained becoming eerily relatable. From self-help books that'll guarantee you more misadventures than life hacks to her tech-tangled farcical tales, she’s your cheerful, if slightly zany, guide with a wink and a snarky grin.View all by Clare Chu