Sit, Stay, Heel: Training Your Boyfriend Like a Pro
By Clare Chu
Length3h 41m
About this audiobook
In a world where relationships can feel as unpredictable as an untrained puppy, Penelope Paws believes that the key to harmony lies in the pages of dog training manuals. Armed with an arsenal of treats, a leash, and an unwavering determination, Penelope sets out to prove that boyfriends and dogs aren’t so different after all.
Joined by her canine consultant, Mr. Snuffles—a cigar-chomping, top-hat-wearing French Bulldog with a knack for incisive commentary—Penelope embarks on a sidesplitting quest to train her boyfriends using unconventional canine techniques. From the laid-back graphic designer who’s always eager to please to the stubborn sales executive who insists on being the alpha, Penelope’s unorthodox methods and boundless optimism are put to the ultimate test.
Will she succeed in teaching her old dogs new tricks, or will she find herself barking up the wrong tree in the pursuit of love and obedience?
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Romance
Length3 hrs 41 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 1, 2024
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
21. Introduction - Welcome to the World of Boyfriend Training
32. Choosing the Right Breed - Assessing Your Boyfriend's Trainability
43. Establishing Your Alpha Role - Asserting Dominance in the Relationship
54. Creating a Positive Training Environment - Setting the Stage for Success
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65. Sit, Stay, and Listen - Teaching Your Boyfriend the Basics of Communication
76. Leash Training 101 - Mastering the Art of Walking Together Without Straying
87. Treats and Rewards - Using Positive Reinforcement to Shape Behavior
98. Playing Fetch - How to Get Him to Help with Household Chores
109. Grooming and Hygiene - Keeping Your Boyfriend Clean and Presentable
1110. Barking and Whining - Dealing with Complaints and Criticism
1211. Begging for Attention - Balancing Independence and Neediness
1312. Handling Bad Habits - From Barking Orders to Sniffing Around
1413. Marking Territory - Navigating Ex-Boyfriends and Jealousy
1514. Tricks for Treats - Getting Your Boyfriend to Surprise You
1615. Conclusion: Unleashing Love - The Joy of a Well-Trained Boyfriend
17About the Author
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