A Homebuyer’s Guide to Haunted Living: Finding Your Dream Home Among the Spirits
By Clare Chu
Length3h 50m
About this audiobook
Dive into the hilariously eerie world of real estate with Cassandra “Cassie” Spectre, your not-so-ordinary realtor. Ever thought a poltergeist could improve your cooking or a ghostly coach might boost your fitness? Cassie’s guide to finding a haunted homemate makes these spectrally intelligent scenarios a reality. Raised in a haunted Victorian mansion and descended from a long line of mediums, Cassie ditched corporate finance to embrace her true calling: matching the living with lovingly haunted homes.
From mildly haunted fixer-uppers to grand poltergeist palaces, this guide explores spectral real estate with wit, wisdom, and a touch of the otherworldly. With a personality quiz to find your perfect haunting, tips for reading between the lines of listings, and advice on navigating paranormal open houses, Cassie offers a roadmap to your dream haunt. Discover the unexpected joys of haunted living—because with the right perspective, even a home with spirits can be a dream come true.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Mystery and Thriller
Length3 hrs 50 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMar 22, 2024
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
328. Living with Ghosts - A Survival Guide
21. Meet Cassie Spectre
33House Rules for the Haunted House
32. Assessing Your Spectral Preferences
34In Summary - Paranormal Cohabitation
43. Ghostly Listings and Where to Find Them
359. When to Call the Professionals
5Finding Haunted Havens: A How-to Guide
36When Things Go Bump in the Night: Red Flags It’s Time to Call for Backup
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6Reading Between the Lines: Cracking the Code of Cryptic Listings
37Cassie’s Curated Contact List: Paranormal Professionals You Can Trust
7Multiple Spectral Listing Service
38The Haunting of the Greenwoods: A Cautionary Tale
8The Art of Ghostly Networking
39Tips for Keeping Your Haunted House Happy
9The Haunted Home Hunter’s Toolkit
4010. Resale Value and the Afterlife
10Signs of Supernatural Inhabitants: What to Look For
4111. Haunted Housewarming
11Cassie’s Pro Tips: Advice from Your Resident Ghost Realtor
42Planning Your Paranormal Party
124. Open House Etiquette for the Haunted Home
43Ghost-Friendly Entertainment and Refreshments
13The Art of the First Impression
44Creating an Atmosphere Where Everyone Feels Seen
14How to Politely Inquire About Hauntings
45Navigating the Night
15Ethics and Ghostly Roommates
4612. Adopting a Paranormal Pet
16Etiquette Tips and Tricks
47The Allure of the Afterlife’s Animals
17Key Next Steps
48Preparing Your Home for a Paranormal Pet
185. Making an Offer Spirits Can't Refuse
49Training and Bonding With Your Spectral Sidekick
19Cryptid Case Study
50Relevant Examples and Case Studies
20Case Study: Demons in the Den
51Conclusion and Call to Action
21Final Bargaining Chips and Tips
5213. Haunted Homeschooling at Spook Academy
226. The Closing Ritual
53Choosing the Right Haunted House for Your Homeschool
23The Séance Closing Ceremony
54Ghostly Curriculum: Who Needs Living Teachers?
24Navigating the Nitty-Gritty
55Choosing the Right Haunted Curriculum
25Mundane Meets Mystical
56Paranormal Parent-Teacher Conferences
26Setting Clear Boundaries
57Extracurricular Activities: Haunted Field Trips and Ghostly Clubs
27In Summary - Embracing Your New Haunted Home
58Navigating Ghostly Group Projects
287. Home Improvement for the Haunted
59Graduation Day: Celebrating Your Little Ghouls’ Achievements
29Lighting the Way for Spirits
6014. Spectral Social Media: Advice and Conclusion
30Creating Spaces of Peace
6115. Interviews from the Ghastly Side
31In Summary - Renovating with the Living Dead
62About the Author
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