Nearly All the Men in Lagos Are Mad
By Lissette Garcia
Length52m
About this audiobook
Nearly All the Men in Lagos Are Mad is a witty and deeply relatable contemporary story that follows Teniola as she navigates the unpredictable world of dating in Lagos. Through a series of encounters with men who talk too much, promise too little, believe too strongly in their own perfection, or live entirely in the future, she begins to understand patterns that many experience but rarely articulate.
With humor, honesty, and sharp observation, the story explores modern relationships, emotional awareness, and the quiet lessons hidden in everyday interactions. Each chapter reveals a different kind of chaos, balanced by moments of clarity and self-discovery. At its heart, this audiobook is not just about the men Teniola meets, but about how she learns to listen to herself, set boundaries, and choose what is real over what merely sounds good.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, General Fiction
Length52 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMay 2, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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