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The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood PalBy Christopher MooreNarrated by Fisher Stevens
Length15h 21m
About this audiobook
The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about the early life of the Son of God, the missing years—except Biff, the Messiah’s best bud, who has been resurrected to tell the story in this divinely hilarious, yet heartfelt work ""reminiscent of Vonnegut and Douglas Adams"" (Philadelphia Inquirer).
Verily, the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with remarkable journeys, magic, healings, kung fu, corpse reanimations, demons, and hot babes. Even the considerable wiles and devotion of the Savior’s pal may not be enough to divert Joshua from his tragic destiny. But there’s no one who loves Josh more—except maybe ""Maggie,"" Mary of Magdala—and Biff isn’t about to let his extraordinary pal suffer and ascend without a fight.
Audiobook details
GenreHorror, General Fiction, Humor
Length15 hrs 21 mins
Narrated byFisher Stevens
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateMar 27, 2007
LanguageEnglish
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