The Hoarder’s Guide to Decluttering: Tidying Up With Magical Results
By Clare Chu
Length2h 19m
About this audiobook
Drowning in clutter and keepsakes you can’t bear to toss? Enlist Maisie Messington—a creative clutterbug—for your decluttering crusade! Join Maisie and her sidekick, Dusty Hoover, a vintage vacuum who thinks he’s a sports announcer, as they navigate the labyrinth of hoard. From discovering your “clutter identity” to curating collections of artfully organized chaos, you’ll learn to laugh at life’s mess-ups while embracing your inner pack rat.
Maisie’s journey is packed with peculiar predicaments, magical tidying, and an unexpected lovers’ reunion. Dusty offers hilarious, if questionable, advice while scarfing up trinkets and hiding bric-a-brac through vacuum-powered magic.
Let Maisie and Dusty guide you through the gloriously grimy world of clutter conquest. You’ll find the beauty in bedlam—and trust us, it’s way more fun than tidying up.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (1)
GenreHumor, Psychology
Length2 hrs 19 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJun 4, 2024
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
87. The Great Keepsake Kerfuffle
21. All That Glitters is Not Clutter
98. Dumpster Diving for Dustballs
32. Declutteration of Independence
109. Clocked and Loaded
43. Joy to the Wardrobe
1110. The Downsize, Upsize Solution
54. Tome Sweet Tome
1211. Museum of Marvelous Mementos
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65. Sheets and Giggles
13About the Author
76. Tackling the Komono Dragon
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