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The Hoarder’s Guide to Decluttering: Tidying Up With Magical Results

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The Hoarder’s Guide to Decluttering: Tidying Up With Magical Results

The Hoarder’s Guide to Decluttering: Tidying Up With Magical Results

Length2h 19m

About this audiobook

Drowning in clutter and keepsakes you can’t bear to toss? Enlist Maisie Messington—a creative clutterbug—for your decluttering crusade! Join Maisie and her sidekick, Dusty Hoover, a vintage vacuum who thinks he’s a sports announcer, as they navigate the labyrinth of hoard. From discovering your “clutter identity” to curating collections of artfully organized chaos, you’ll learn to laugh at life’s mess-ups while embracing your inner pack rat. Maisie’s journey is packed with peculiar predicaments, magical tidying, and an unexpected lovers’ reunion. Dusty offers hilarious, if questionable, advice while scarfing up trinkets and hiding bric-a-brac through vacuum-powered magic. Let Maisie and Dusty guide you through the gloriously grimy world of clutter conquest. You’ll find the beauty in bedlam—and trust us, it’s way more fun than tidying up.

Memory

Family

Magic

Supernatural

Identity

Robots

Hopepunk

Journey

Healing

Rebellion

Audiobook details

Rating★★★★★ (5.0) (1)

GenreHumor, Psychology

Length2 hrs 19 mins

Publish dateJun 4, 2024

LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

1Title Page

87. The Great Keepsake Kerfuffle

21. All That Glitters is Not Clutter

98. Dumpster Diving for Dustballs

32. Declutteration of Independence

109. Clocked and Loaded

43. Joy to the Wardrobe

1110. The Downsize, Upsize Solution

54. Tome Sweet Tome

1211. Museum of Marvelous Mementos

65. Sheets and Giggles

13About the Author

76. Tackling the Komono Dragon

About the author

Clare Chu

Clare Chu

Clare Chu hacked code in ye olde days of the mainframes, and now the code’s hacking her as she weaves words of questionable wisdom and side-splitting sass. Her writing? Think fairy tales on steroids, myths meeting modernity, and the unexplained becoming eerily relatable. From self-help books that'll guarantee you more misadventures than life hacks to her tech-tangled farcical tales, she’s your cheerful, if slightly zany, guide with a wink and a snarky grin.View all audiobooks by Clare Chu

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