Subscriber Count Zero
A Sci-Fi Comedy Debut Novel of Engagement Points and Galactic SurvivalBy M.J Alien
Length6h 20m
About this audiobook
Your viewership is zero. Your subscriber count is a joke. And the galaxy just decided to cancel Earth’s subscription to existence.
Subscriber Count Zero is a high-octane Sci-Fi Comedy with a LitRPG-lite twist that satirizes the absurdity of the attention economy. In a universe where reality is governed by the Omni-Net, your physical stats are only as good as your latest stream, and "engagement" is the only thing keeping the laws of physics from glitching out.
A fast-paced, irreverent underdog story perfect for fans of Dungeon Crawler Carl and Starter Villain, Subscriber Count Zero is a hilarious deep-dive into a universe where you’re only as alive as your last "Like" and "Follow."
The stream is live. Don’t let the count hit zero.
Scroll up and grab your copy to join the chat today!
Audiobook details
GenreScience Fiction, Technology
Length6 hrs 20 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMay 7, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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