Sit, Stay, Heel: Training Your Boyfriend Like a Pro

Sit, Stay, Heel: Training Your Boyfriend Like a Pro

By Clare Chu

Humor

Romance

Length3h 41m

About this book

Summary

In a world where relationships can feel as unpredictable as an untrained puppy, Penelope Paws believes that the key to harmony lies in the pages of dog training manuals. Armed with an arsenal of treats, a leash, and an unwavering determination, Penelope sets out to prove that boyfriends and dogs aren’t so different after all. Joined by her canine consultant, Mr. Snuffles—a cigar-chomping, top-hat-wearing French Bulldog with a knack for incisive commentary—Penelope embarks on a sidesplitting quest to train her boyfriends using unconventional canine techniques. From the laid-back graphic designer who’s always eager to please to the stubborn sales executive who insists on being the alpha, Penelope’s unorthodox methods and boundless optimism are put to the ultimate test. Will she succeed in teaching her old dogs new tricks, or will she find herself barking up the wrong tree in the pursuit of love and obedience?

Book information

Genre

Humor, Romance

Length

3 hrs 41 mins

Publish date

Apr 1, 2024

Language

English

About the Author

Clare Chu

Clare Chu hacked code in ye olde days of the mainframes, and now the code’s hacking her as she weaves words of questionable wisdom and side-splitting sass. Her writing? Think fairy tales on steroids, myths meeting modernity, and the unexplained becoming eerily relatable. From self-help books that'll guarantee you more misadventures than life hacks to her tech-tangled farcical tales, she’s your cheerful, if slightly zany, guide with a wink and a snarky grin.View all Audiobooks by Clare Chu

1Title Page

109. Grooming and Hygiene - Keeping Your Boyfriend Clean and Presentable

21. Introduction - Welcome to the World of Boyfriend Training

1110. Barking and Whining - Dealing with Complaints and Criticism

32. Choosing the Right Breed - Assessing Your Boyfriend's Trainability

1211. Begging for Attention - Balancing Independence and Neediness

43. Establishing Your Alpha Role - Asserting Dominance in the Relationship

1312. Handling Bad Habits - From Barking Orders to Sniffing Around

54. Creating a Positive Training Environment - Setting the Stage for Success

1413. Marking Territory - Navigating Ex-Boyfriends and Jealousy