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Retirement Gift for Men
The Official Rulebook of Retirement: 100 Funny Rules, Each With a Short Explanation, for a Dad, Husband, Boss or Coworker Who Just Clocked Out for GoodBy Imad Muratspahic
Length1h 6m
About this audiobook
The sheet cake is gone, the speeches are over, and the guest of honor is about to receive his tenth coffee mug. Give him something that will actually make him laugh instead: a rulebook for the life he is about to start. Retirement Gift for Men: The Official Rulebook of Retirement is a pocket-sized humor gift with 100 mock 'official rules', each with a short, funny explanation. It is not an activity list, a money guide or a milestone-birthday book. It is a light, shareable gift for a retiring dad, husband, boss or coworker, written to be read aloud at the party, signed by the whole office, or left on the kitchen table for the first Monday of the rest of his life. Inside, you'll find: Kind, specific and never mean, these rules laugh with the retiree, not at him. Pick it up, wrap it, and let the new member of the club read Rule 1 on his first weekday off.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Other, Self-Help
Length1 hr 6 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 7, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Important Notice
2How to Give and Use This Rulebook
3Chapter 1: Mornings, Alarm Clocks and the Second Cup
4Chapter 2: The Couch, the Remote and the Thermostat
5Chapter 3: Coupons, Bargains and the Fine Art of Price Checking
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6Chapter 4: The Garage, the Yard and the Honey-Do List
7Chapter 5: Golf Carts, Fishing Boats and Other Serious Hobbies
8Chapter 6: Phones, Screens and the Family Group Chat
9Chapter 7: Old Work Habits That Refuse to Retire
10Chapter 8: Sharing the House, Day and Night
11Chapter 9: Coffee Shops, Neighbors and the Weekday Lunch Crowd
12Chapter 10: Road Trips, Errands and Going Nowhere in Particular
13Chapter 11: Time, Naps and the Final Ten Rules
14Signing Off: You Are Officially Retired
15Keepsake Page: Index, Signatures and Your Own Rules
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