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Do It Like an Animal: Relationship Advice from Sharks
By Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom
Length1h 22m
About this audiobook
She replaces 30,000 teeth in a lifetime without missing a meal. She detects one drop of blood in 25 gallons of water. She navigates 12,000 miles across open ocean using the earth's magnetic field. And she hasn't needed to evolve in 450 million years because she got it right the first time.
In Do It Like an Animal: Relationship Advice from Sharks, Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom — your otterly qualified Advisor of Wild & Domesticated Affection — decodes the ocean's most misunderstood predator into strategies for building connections as sharp and enduring as a shark's bite.
Each chapter delivers jaw-dropping animal facts, brain science, a shark anecdote, and a Duktor Tsom's Rx — a practical prescription you can fill this week.
Whether single, dating, or partnered, this book will have you cutting through every relationship with a shark's quiet precision.
Audiobook details
GenreSelf-Help, Humor
Length1 hr 22 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMar 22, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title and Disclaimer Page
11Chapter 7: Sharks Never Fully Sleep — One Half of the Brain Stays On — Guard with Shark Vigilance
2Series Description
12Chapter 8: Great Whites Migrate 12,000 Miles Across Open Ocean — Navigate with Shark Direction
3Who This Series is For
13Chapter 9: Most Sharks Are Born Alone and Survive From Day One — Stand with Shark Independence
4Introduction
14Chapter 10: A Shark Decides to Strike in 1/10th of a Second — Act with Shark Decisiveness
5Chapter 1: Sharks Detect Your Heartbeat From 3 Feet Away — Sense with Shark Precision
15Chapter 11: Sharks Detect One Drop of Blood in 25 Gallons of Water — Trust with Shark Instinct
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6Chapter 2: If a Shark Stops Swimming It Dies — Move with Shark Momentum
16Chapter 12: Sharks Haven’t Evolved in 450 Million Years Because They Got It Right — Endure with Shark Toughness
7Chapter 3: A Great White Breaches at 25 MPH to Catch One Seal — Focus with Shark Patience
17Conclusion: Chomp Through Relationships with Shark-Inspired Power
8Chapter 4: Sharks Have Survived 5 Mass Extinctions — Adapt with Shark Resilience
18Bonus Section: Shark-Inspired Date Ideas
9Chapter 5: A Bull Shark Patrols 50 Square Miles of Territory Alone — Protect with Shark Boundaries
19Bonus Section: Shark-Inspired Relationship Exercises
10Chapter 6: Sharks Replace 30,000 Teeth in a Lifetime — Renew with Shark Shedding
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