Do It Like an Animal: Relationship Advice from Sharks

Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom

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Length1h 22m

About this audiobook

She replaces 30,000 teeth in a lifetime without missing a meal. She detects one drop of blood in 25 gallons of water. She navigates 12,000 miles across open ocean using the earth's magnetic field. And she hasn't needed to evolve in 450 million years because she got it right the first time. In Do It Like an Animal: Relationship Advice from Sharks, Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom — your otterly qualified Advisor of Wild & Domesticated Affection — decodes the ocean's most misunderstood predator into strategies for building connections as sharp and enduring as a shark's bite. Each chapter delivers jaw-dropping animal facts, brain science, a shark anecdote, and a Duktor Tsom's Rx — a practical prescription you can fill this week. Whether single, dating, or partnered, this book will have you cutting through every relationship with a shark's quiet precision.

Audiobook details

GenreSelf-Help, Humor

Length1 hr 22 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateMar 22, 2026

LanguageEnglish

1Title and Disclaimer Page

11Chapter 7: Sharks Never Fully Sleep — One Half of the Brain Stays On — Guard with Shark Vigilance

2Series Description

12Chapter 8: Great Whites Migrate 12,000 Miles Across Open Ocean — Navigate with Shark Direction

3Who This Series is For

13Chapter 9: Most Sharks Are Born Alone and Survive From Day One — Stand with Shark Independence

4Introduction

14Chapter 10: A Shark Decides to Strike in 1/10th of a Second — Act with Shark Decisiveness

5Chapter 1: Sharks Detect Your Heartbeat From 3 Feet Away — Sense with Shark Precision

15Chapter 11: Sharks Detect One Drop of Blood in 25 Gallons of Water — Trust with Shark Instinct

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6Chapter 2: If a Shark Stops Swimming It Dies — Move with Shark Momentum

16Chapter 12: Sharks Haven’t Evolved in 450 Million Years Because They Got It Right — Endure with Shark Toughness

7Chapter 3: A Great White Breaches at 25 MPH to Catch One Seal — Focus with Shark Patience

17Conclusion: Chomp Through Relationships with Shark-Inspired Power

8Chapter 4: Sharks Have Survived 5 Mass Extinctions — Adapt with Shark Resilience

18Bonus Section: Shark-Inspired Date Ideas

9Chapter 5: A Bull Shark Patrols 50 Square Miles of Territory Alone — Protect with Shark Boundaries

19Bonus Section: Shark-Inspired Relationship Exercises

10Chapter 6: Sharks Replace 30,000 Teeth in a Lifetime — Renew with Shark Shedding

20About the Author

About the author

Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom

Old for an otter’s 20–28-year lifespan—and akin to a human’s late 50s, Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom, your otterly qualified Advisor of Wild & Domesticated Affection, brings 15 years of expertise guiding humans, squirrels, jellyfish, and more to thrive in relationships. Named “Duktor” by his mother to mock quack vets who urged culling him for a birth defect, he trained at the owl-run WiseWing Conservatory, earning the Silver Whisker Award for innovative relationship strategies. With a decade left to counsel, he explores the unique love lives of all creatures for his Do It Like an Animal series.View all by Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom