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Hot Cowgirl Sh*t
The Hilarious Adventures of Farmer Lacie and Her Adorable, Huggable CowsBy Lacie EvansRecorded TrackLength2h 14m
About this audiobook
Farm life isn’t always what you see on social media …
“The feral cow bitch” Lacie Evans is here with a collection of hilarious and heartwarming stories about life on her cattle farm that’s become a viral sensation. Pet parents of creatures great and small will understand the urge to grab your baby by the horns (literally) and just totally smother them in love.
In these laugh-out-loud stories, Lacie opens up about her farm and brings you on an up-close-and-personal tour to meet the one and only Snow, an all-white cow who is a QUEEN and knows it. You’ll also meet Oswald, the OG bottle baby who thinks Lacie is literally his mother; Rocco Flocco Flame, a horny bull who will do anything to get with some ladies; Snow and Rocco’s miracle baby Jade; and the rest of the ragtag cast of characters who have charmed the hearts of millions. Get ready to fall head over heels for the friendliest cows on the planet and their loveably chaotic handler.
Includes a bonus PDF of photos featured in the print edition
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 4.7 (103)
Includes Goodreads, Amazon
GenreHumor, Biography and Memoir, Science and Nature
Length2 hrs 14 mins
Narrated byRecorded Track
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateNov 1, 2025
LanguageEnglish
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