Do It Like an Animal: Relationship Advice from Mice

Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom

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Length1h 9m

About this audiobook

A mouse's heart beats 632 times per minute. She sings love songs at 80,000 Hz. She squeezes through a gap the width of a pencil. And she's colonized every continent except Antarctica by being small, fast, and impossible to stop. Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom, your otterly qualified Advisor of Wild & Domesticated Affection, decodes the most underestimated creature on earth into relationship strategies backed by real science. Each chapter delivers jaw-dropping mouse facts, brain chemistry breakdowns, and a practical prescription you can use this week. Part of the Do It Like an Animal series.

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GenreSelf-Help, Humor

Length1 hr 9 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateMar 22, 2026

LanguageEnglish

1Title and Disclaimer Page

11Chapter 7: A Mouse Can Produce 150 Offspring Per Year — Invest with Mouse Abundance

2Series Description

12Chapter 8: Mice Spend 30% of Their Waking Hours Grooming — Present with Mouse Standards

3Who This Series is For

13Chapter 9: Mice Map Their Entire Territory Within 48 Hours — Explore with Mouse Thoroughness

4Introduction

14Chapter 10: Mice Huddle to Share Body Heat and Reduce Energy Loss by 40% — Support with Mouse Closeness

5Chapter 1: A Mouse’s Heart Beats 632 Times Per Minute — Move with Mouse Speed

15Chapter 11: Mice Have Colonized Every Continent Except Antarctica — Thrive with Mouse Adaptability

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6Chapter 2: Mice Build Nests From 10,000 Shredded Fragments — Construct with Mouse Care

16Chapter 12: Mice Recognize and Remember Over 30 Individual Faces — Connect with Mouse Memory

7Chapter 3: Male Mice Sing Ultrasonic Love Songs at 80,000 Hz — Connect with Mouse Frequency

17Conclusion: Navigate Relationships with Mouse-Inspired Resourcefulness

8Chapter 4: Mice Share Food Locations Through Scent Trails — Cooperate with Mouse Generosity

18Bonus Section: Mouse-Inspired Date Ideas

9Chapter 5: A Mouse Can Squeeze Through a Gap the Width of a Pencil — Adapt with Mouse Flexibility

19Bonus Section: Mouse-Inspired Relationship Exercises

10Chapter 6: Mice Dig Tunnel Systems With Multiple Emergency Exits — Build with Mouse Redundancy

20About the Author

About the author

Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom

Old for an otter’s 20–28-year lifespan—and akin to a human’s late 50s, Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom, your otterly qualified Advisor of Wild & Domesticated Affection, brings 15 years of expertise guiding humans, squirrels, jellyfish, and more to thrive in relationships. Named “Duktor” by his mother to mock quack vets who urged culling him for a birth defect, he trained at the owl-run WiseWing Conservatory, earning the Silver Whisker Award for innovative relationship strategies. With a decade left to counsel, he explores the unique love lives of all creatures for his Do It Like an Animal series.View all by Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom