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Do It Like an Animal: Relationship Advice from Dolphins
By Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom
Length1h 19m
About this audiobook
Her brain is larger than yours. She calls her friends by name. She forms alliances that last 40 years. She herds fish using walls of mud she kicks up with her own tail. She sleeps with one eye open. And she reaches children with autism because she responds to emotions words can't express.
In Do It Like an Animal: Relationship Advice from Dolphins, Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom — your otterly qualified Advisor of Wild & Domesticated Affection — decodes 600 pounds of pod-tested genius into strategies for building connections that actually last.
Each chapter delivers jaw-dropping dolphin science, brain chemistry breakdowns, real pod stories, and a Duktor Tsom's Rx — a practical prescription you can fill this week, plus a "To level up" challenge when you're ready for more.
Whether single, dating, or partnered — if a dolphin can maintain a 40-year alliance while sleeping with half its brain, you can probably return a text within the hour.
Part of the Do It Like an Animal series.
Audiobook details
GenreSelf-Help, Humor
Length1 hr 19 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMar 22, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title and Disclaimer Page
11Chapter 7: Dolphins Pass the Mirror Test and Recognize Their Own Reflection — Grow with Dolphin Intelligence
2Series Description
12Chapter 8: Dolphins Sleep with One Eye Open and Half Their Brain Awake — Rest with Dolphin Balance
3Who This Series is For
13Chapter 9: Dolphins Migrate Over 1,000 Miles Following Water Temperature Changes of 2 Degrees — Adapt with Dolphin Resilience
4Introduction
14Chapter 10: Dolphins Rub Pectoral Fins Together the Way Humans Hold Hands — Touch with Dolphin Tenderness
5Chapter 1: Dolphins Call Each Other by Name Using Unique Whistles — Communicate with Dolphin Clarity
15Chapter 11: One Dolphin Invented a Fishing Technique and Taught It to Her Entire Pod — Innovate with Dolphin Creativity
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6Chapter 2: Dolphins Blow Bubble Rings for Fun and Scientists Can’t Explain Why — Play with Dolphin Joy
16Chapter 12: The Oldest Dolphin in the Pod Makes Decisions and the Group Follows — Lead with Dolphin Wisdom
7Chapter 3: Male Dolphins Form Alliances That Last Over 40 Years — Bond with Dolphin Loyalty
17Conclusion: Leap Through Relationships with Dolphin-Inspired Flair
8Chapter 4: Dolphins Herd Fish Using Walls of Mud They Kick Up with Their Tails — Collaborate with Dolphin Strategy
18Bonus Section: Dophin-Inspired Date Ideas
9Chapter 5: A Dolphin Leaps 20 Feet in the Air to Impress a Mate — Attract with Dolphin Effort
19Bonus Section: Dolphin-Inspired Relationship Exercises
10Chapter 6: Dolphins Form a Circle Around Injured Members and Won’t Leave — Protect with Dolphin Courage
20About the Author
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