Do It Like an Animal: Relationship Advice from Dolphins

Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom

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Length1h 19m

About this audiobook

Her brain is larger than yours. She calls her friends by name. She forms alliances that last 40 years. She herds fish using walls of mud she kicks up with her own tail. She sleeps with one eye open. And she reaches children with autism because she responds to emotions words can't express. In Do It Like an Animal: Relationship Advice from Dolphins, Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom — your otterly qualified Advisor of Wild & Domesticated Affection — decodes 600 pounds of pod-tested genius into strategies for building connections that actually last. Each chapter delivers jaw-dropping dolphin science, brain chemistry breakdowns, real pod stories, and a Duktor Tsom's Rx — a practical prescription you can fill this week, plus a "To level up" challenge when you're ready for more. Whether single, dating, or partnered — if a dolphin can maintain a 40-year alliance while sleeping with half its brain, you can probably return a text within the hour. Part of the Do It Like an Animal series.

Audiobook details

GenreSelf-Help, Humor

Length1 hr 19 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateMar 22, 2026

LanguageEnglish

1Title and Disclaimer Page

11Chapter 7: Dolphins Pass the Mirror Test and Recognize Their Own Reflection — Grow with Dolphin Intelligence

2Series Description

12Chapter 8: Dolphins Sleep with One Eye Open and Half Their Brain Awake — Rest with Dolphin Balance

3Who This Series is For

13Chapter 9: Dolphins Migrate Over 1,000 Miles Following Water Temperature Changes of 2 Degrees — Adapt with Dolphin Resilience

4Introduction

14Chapter 10: Dolphins Rub Pectoral Fins Together the Way Humans Hold Hands — Touch with Dolphin Tenderness

5Chapter 1: Dolphins Call Each Other by Name Using Unique Whistles — Communicate with Dolphin Clarity

15Chapter 11: One Dolphin Invented a Fishing Technique and Taught It to Her Entire Pod — Innovate with Dolphin Creativity

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6Chapter 2: Dolphins Blow Bubble Rings for Fun and Scientists Can’t Explain Why — Play with Dolphin Joy

16Chapter 12: The Oldest Dolphin in the Pod Makes Decisions and the Group Follows — Lead with Dolphin Wisdom

7Chapter 3: Male Dolphins Form Alliances That Last Over 40 Years — Bond with Dolphin Loyalty

17Conclusion: Leap Through Relationships with Dolphin-Inspired Flair

8Chapter 4: Dolphins Herd Fish Using Walls of Mud They Kick Up with Their Tails — Collaborate with Dolphin Strategy

18Bonus Section: Dophin-Inspired Date Ideas

9Chapter 5: A Dolphin Leaps 20 Feet in the Air to Impress a Mate — Attract with Dolphin Effort

19Bonus Section: Dolphin-Inspired Relationship Exercises

10Chapter 6: Dolphins Form a Circle Around Injured Members and Won’t Leave — Protect with Dolphin Courage

20About the Author

About the author

Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom

Old for an otter’s 20–28-year lifespan—and akin to a human’s late 50s, Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom, your otterly qualified Advisor of Wild & Domesticated Affection, brings 15 years of expertise guiding humans, squirrels, jellyfish, and more to thrive in relationships. Named “Duktor” by his mother to mock quack vets who urged culling him for a birth defect, he trained at the owl-run WiseWing Conservatory, earning the Silver Whisker Award for innovative relationship strategies. With a decade left to counsel, he explores the unique love lives of all creatures for his Do It Like an Animal series.View all by Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom