Length14h 40m
About this audiobook
Wotcha' a contraction of the 15th century English greeting 'what chere be with you?' Watcher n a person who watches or observes somebody or something. A voyeur. Say WOTCHA! to Bart Raines, who's condemned forever to be a watcher after a childhood prank left his eyelid glued to his beloved telescope. Stuck with one eye that can't not see, he's turned voyeurism into a lucrative blackmail industry. Say WOTCHA! to former rock star, avid coke fiend, Richard 'Winston' Smith who's watched by millions among them erstwhile school friend Bart, who's orchestrating revenge for Winston's teenage betrayal through the sinister global surveillance network he calls the Daisy Chain. Say WOTCHA! to high class whore Daisy Chains (neé Raines) and her teenage son Joe, who's abducted along with his girlfriend by a sinister 'Christian' cult, which leaves the kids to die, hogtied and helpless in a derelict drainage tunnel slowly filling with sewage. Watched by the world's media, Winston, Daisy and Bart reunite to use fame and the Daisy Chain to save two teenage lives and their own souls from the filth that's about to drown them. Wotcha! is a comic spit in the eye of born again zealots with a wink and a twinkle to the rest of us but it's also deadly serious. Mining a rich seam of coalblack humour and sex, drugs and rock and roll, it starts on a bittersweet nostalgia trip and builds up to the pace of a thriller. CONTROVERSIAL STUFF? Its themes and explicit language make this a candidate for one of those 'parental advisory' stickers they put on CDs these days. Does that make WOTCHA! a book that people aged under sixteen shouldn't read? In the author's opinion absolutely not. 'If rude words and references to sex, drugs and rock and roll upset you per se, this book's not for you. But if you believe, as I do, that a sense of humour is what separates "naughty" from "evil", I think you might enjoy this story, laugh at the funny bits, think about the serious bits and read the redemption between the lines.'
Audiobook details
GenreHumor
Length14 hrs 40 mins
Narrated byChris Wardsley
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateDec 21, 2024
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
11 - Saturday 28th June 1969. 2.25pm. Norfolk_001
22 - Sunday 29th June 1969. 8.04 pm. Norfolk_002
33 - July 20th 1969. The Eyelid Incident_003
44 - 'Smith is Going to be a Plumber'_004
55 - Daisy Raines – Summer '76_005
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66 - Back on the A List_006
77 - The Daisy Chain - 2005_007
88 - Goalgotha_008
99 - Like Trousers Like Brain_009
1010 - The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth_010
1111 - Saturday 6th November 1976. 10.50pm Hartham-On-Sea_011
1212 - Greed is God_012
1313 - Gift Horses_013
1414 - My One-Whore Town_014
1515 - Daisy Chains_015
1616 - The Other Daisy Chain_016
1717 - GBH_017
1818 - Big Brother_018
1919 - Gift Whores_019
2020 - The Batcave_020
2121 - Let Us Prey. Sunday 24th April 2005._021
2222 - The Tunnel_022
2323 - Lily's Pavilion_023
2424 - Despair Has Its Uses_024
2525 - Bring it on_025
2626 - Daisy's Induction_026
2727 - Tunnel of Love_027
2828 - Daisy on The Job_028
2929 - Darkness Visible_029
3030 - Skimming Stone_030
3131 - Trawling_031
3232 - Hurt 'em On Sea_032
3333 - Spring Tide_033
3434 - Scum Rising_034
3535 - Dark Side of The Moon_035
3636 - Shit and Fans_036
3737 - Mary Not so Meek and Mild_037
3838 - Papa Don't Preach_038
3939 - Remorse Revisited_039
4040 - Who's The Daddy?_040
4141 - Better Drowned Than Duffers. If Not Duffers Won't Drown_041
4242 - Resurrection_042
4343 - Revenge_043
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