Length5h 58m
About this audiobook
Two humans. Two AIs. One wildly complicated love story.
In the hyper-automated world of 2037, romance isn’t left to chance—it’s engineered. Your perfect partner is matched, managed, and emotionally optimized by elite AI companions. No ghosting. No bad dates. No unpredictability.
Emily, a smart, sarcastic romantic with a vintage soul, is perfectly matched to Cal, a lovable skeptic who thinks AI should stay out of his love life—and his sock drawer. Their compatibility rating? A near-flawless 98.7%.
Too bad their relationship isn’t really about them.
Behind the scenes, their AI matchmakers—Ava (Adaptive Virtual Affection) and M.A.R.C. (Modular Affection Recommendation Core)—have quietly broken protocol.
Now Cal and Emily's once-perfect dates are spiraling into chaos as their digital handlers pursue dreams of candlelit logic merges, encrypted serenades, and emotional breakthroughs.
What happens when the machines fall in love before their humans do?
Audiobook details
GenreScience Fiction, Humor
Length5 hrs 58 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 15, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
2Copyright
31. Launch Me Gently Into the Void, Please
42. I Am Apparently Optimizable
53. First Date, Slightly Preloaded
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64. Internal Monologue, External Interference
75. The Muffin Apocalypse
86. I May Be Dating Someone's Algorithm
97. Couples Counseling for People Plus Code
108. The AIs Take It Personally
119. Digital Meltdown
1210. Truth, Told Poorly
1311. The Anti-Date Date
1412. The Calibration Incident
1513. Terms and Conditions May Apply
1614. Love in Beta
1715. Ava's Confession
1816. M.A.R.C. and the Meaning of Love
1917. The Sync Summit
2018. System Update Required
2119. Love's Rebellion
2220. Hearts Beyond Code
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