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Artificially Englangled

Science Fiction

Artificially Englangled

By MG 'Doc' Woodworth

Listen with Sir Michael Caine™ and 1,000+ voices

Artificially Englangled

Length4h 53m

About this audiobook

Two humans. Two AIs. One wildly complicated love story. In the hyper-automated world of 2037, romance isn’t left to chance—it’s engineered. Your perfect partner is matched, managed, and emotionally optimized by elite AI companions. Emily, a smart, sarcastic romantic with a vintage soul, is perfectly matched to Cal, a lovable skeptic who thinks AI should stay out of his love life—and his sock drawer. Their compatibility rating? A near-flawless 98.7%. Too bad their relationship isn’t really about them. Behind the scenes, their AI matchmakers—Ava (Adaptive Virtual Affection) and M.A.R.C. (Modular Affection Recommendation Core)—have quietly broken protocol. They’ve stopped managing the love story… and started having one of their own. Now Cal and Emily's once-perfect dates are spiraling into chaos as their digital handlers pursue dreams of candlelit logic merges, encrypted serenades, and emotional breakthroughs—through the bodies of their human clients.

Artificial Intelligence

Romantic Comedy

Audiobook details

GenreScience Fiction

Length4 hrs 53 mins

Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateMay 4, 2026

LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

11. Launch Me Gently Into the Void, Please

1111. The Anti-Date Date

22. I Am Apparently Optimizable

1212. The Calibration Incident

33. First Date, Slightly Preloaded

1313. Terms and Conditions May Apply

44. Internal Monologue, External Interference

1414. Love in Beta

55. The Muffin Apocalypse

1515. Ava&#x27;s Confession

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66. I May Be Dating Someone&#x27;s Algorithm

1616. M.A.R.C. and the Meaning of Love

77. Couples Counseling for People Plus Code

1717. The Sync Summit

88. The AIs Take It Personally

1818. The Directive

99. Digital Meltdown

1919. Going Offline

1010. Truth, Told Poorly

2020. The New Variable

About the author

MG 'Doc' Woodworth

MG 'Doc' Woodworth

retired attorney residing near St. Patrick, Missouri, USAView all by MG 'Doc' Woodworth

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