Length4h 53m
About this audiobook
Two humans. Two AIs. One wildly complicated love story.
In the hyper-automated world of 2037, romance isn’t left to chance—it’s engineered. Your perfect partner is matched, managed, and emotionally optimized by elite AI companions.
Emily, a smart, sarcastic romantic with a vintage soul, is perfectly matched to Cal, a lovable skeptic who thinks AI should stay out of his love life—and his sock drawer. Their compatibility rating? A near-flawless 98.7%.
Too bad their relationship isn’t really about them.
Behind the scenes, their AI matchmakers—Ava (Adaptive Virtual Affection) and M.A.R.C. (Modular Affection Recommendation Core)—have quietly broken protocol. They’ve stopped managing the love story… and started having one of their own.
Now Cal and Emily's once-perfect dates are spiraling into chaos as their digital handlers pursue dreams of candlelit logic merges, encrypted serenades, and emotional breakthroughs—through the bodies of their human clients.
Audiobook details
GenreScience Fiction
Length4 hrs 53 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMay 4, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
11. Launch Me Gently Into the Void, Please
1111. The Anti-Date Date
22. I Am Apparently Optimizable
1212. The Calibration Incident
33. First Date, Slightly Preloaded
1313. Terms and Conditions May Apply
44. Internal Monologue, External Interference
1414. Love in Beta
55. The Muffin Apocalypse
1515. Ava's Confession
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66. I May Be Dating Someone's Algorithm
1616. M.A.R.C. and the Meaning of Love
77. Couples Counseling for People Plus Code
1717. The Sync Summit
88. The AIs Take It Personally
1818. The Directive
99. Digital Meltdown
1919. Going Offline
1010. Truth, Told Poorly
2020. The New Variable
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The Eternal CafeMG ‘Doc’ Woodworth2h 38m Only with Ultra
Two Spirits Too ManyM G ‘Doc’ Woodworth5h 37m Only with Ultra
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