Messiah Squad
A Funny, Faithful Tale of the Men Who Investigated the MessiahBy MG 'Doc' Woodworth
Length5h 20m
About this audiobook
They were the most learned men in Jerusalem — hand-picked for one quiet task: to investigate the rumors that the Messiah had come, and to make sure nothing came of it.
A Pharisee who footnoted his prayers. A Sadducee who forecast catastrophe before breakfast. A tax collector assigned to audit the miracles, who could never make the numbers work. For three years they surveilled, assessed, and filed their reports — and missed him, gloriously, over and over.
They were watching him the whole time. They never suspected he was watching them.
Warm, funny, and quietly profound, Messiah Squad is the story of the men who set out to debunk the Gospel and stumbled, one by one, into its truth. You'll laugh at these earnest, blundering men — and somewhere along the way, you may catch a glimpse of yourself.
Audiobook details
GenreSpirituality and Religion
Length5 hrs 20 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJul 4, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Prologue
2322. The Governor’s Wife Takes an Interest
21. A Star, and Other Inconveniences
2423. The Dream
32. The Memo Nobody Wanted
2524. He Comes In on a Donkey
43. Strange Bedfellows
2625. The Table They Overturned
54. The Auditor
2726. The Case Is Closing
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65. Stakeout
2827. The Squad at the Foot of the Hill
76. The Catering Question
2928. Levi Closes the Ledger
87. The Man Who Asked the Wrong Question
3029. The Tomb Doesn’t Reconcile Either
98. Threat Level: Everything
3130. The Squad That Found What It Was Looking For
109. The Wrong Spy, Again
32STUDY GUIDE
1110. Interview With a Formerly Blind Man
33The Address Nobody Visited
1211. The Sabbath Problem
34Two & Three. Strange Bedfellows and the Auditor
1312. Levi Tries to Balance a Storm
35What the Investigation Could Not Explain
1413. The Man From the Wilderness
36The Man They Could Not File
1514. Is He a Suspect or a Witness?
37The Evidence That Turned
1615. The Evidence Files the Wrong Way
38The Watchers Watched
1716. Nicodemus Goes Out at Night
39The Committee Comes Apart
1817. The Thing Ezra Did
40The Outsider Who Saw
1918. Something We Cannot Minute
41The King on a Donkey
2019. The Resurrection Argument Gets Personal
42The Foot of the Hill
2120. Nicodemus Is Found Out
43Found by What They Sought
2221. The Squad Splits
44Epilogue
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The Eternal CafeMG ‘Doc’ Woodworth2h 38m Only with Ultra
Two Spirits Too ManyM G ‘Doc’ Woodworth5h 37m Only with Ultra
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