Messiah Squad
A Funny, Faithful Tale of the Men Who Investigated the MessiahBy MG 'Doc' Woodworth
Length5h 20m
About this audiobook
They were the most learned men in Jerusalem — hand-picked for one quiet task: to investigate the rumors that the Messiah had come, and to make sure nothing came of it.
A Pharisee who footnoted his prayers. A Sadducee who forecast catastrophe before breakfast. A tax collector assigned to audit the miracles, who could never make the numbers work. For three years they surveilled, assessed, and filed their reports — and missed him, gloriously, over and over.
They were watching him the whole time. They never suspected he was watching them.
Warm, funny, and quietly profound, Messiah Squad is the story of the men who set out to debunk the Gospel and stumbled, one by one, into its truth. You'll laugh at these earnest, blundering men — and somewhere along the way, you may catch a glimpse of yourself.
Audiobook details
GenreSpirituality and Religion
Length5 hrs 20 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJul 4, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Prologue
21. A Star, and Other Inconveniences
32. The Memo Nobody Wanted
43. Strange Bedfellows
54. The Auditor
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65. Stakeout
76. The Catering Question
87. The Man Who Asked the Wrong Question
98. Threat Level: Everything
109. The Wrong Spy, Again
1110. Interview With a Formerly Blind Man
1211. The Sabbath Problem
1312. Levi Tries to Balance a Storm
1413. The Man From the Wilderness
1514. Is He a Suspect or a Witness?
1615. The Evidence Files the Wrong Way
1716. Nicodemus Goes Out at Night
1817. The Thing Ezra Did
1918. Something We Cannot Minute
2019. The Resurrection Argument Gets Personal
2120. Nicodemus Is Found Out
2221. The Squad Splits
2322. The Governor’s Wife Takes an Interest
2423. The Dream
2524. He Comes In on a Donkey
2625. The Table They Overturned
2726. The Case Is Closing
2827. The Squad at the Foot of the Hill
2928. Levi Closes the Ledger
3029. The Tomb Doesn’t Reconcile Either
3130. The Squad That Found What It Was Looking For
32STUDY GUIDE
33The Address Nobody Visited
34Two & Three. Strange Bedfellows and the Auditor
35What the Investigation Could Not Explain
36The Man They Could Not File
37The Evidence That Turned
38The Watchers Watched
39The Committee Comes Apart
40The Outsider Who Saw
41The King on a Donkey
42The Foot of the Hill
43Found by What They Sought
44Epilogue
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