It's Not About You. It's All About you.
How We Made Faith About OurselvesBy MG 'Doc' Woodworth
Length3h 32m
About this audiobook
Somewhere along the way, we turned the faith of martyrs into a massage chair.
We shop for churches the way we shop for mattresses — firmness, parking, cupholders. We keep our Bible-reading streak the way we keep our step count. Brick by comfortable brick, we have built a Christianity with all the sharp corners sanded off and a very nice coat of paint.
It's Not About You. It's All About You. is a warm, funny, uncomfortably accurate look at how we made faith into a self-improvement project — and the far better news hiding underneath. With the help of George and Mendy of the Padded Pew (who are, it turns out, all of us) and one Dr. Skylor Brandt of the Holy Experience™ Megaplex — Bluetooth sandals, priority baptism scheduling, an emotional support peacock — it traces the soul-stroking instinct from the megachurch stage to the prayer app that tells you exactly what you want to hear.
It's not about you.
And that is the best news you've ever been given.
Audiobook details
GenreSpirituality and Religion
Length3 hrs 32 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJul 15, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Chapter 1
6HERE IS THE PART HE HAD TO CONFESS
2A NOTE BEFORE WE BEGIN
7WHY WE ARE TELLING YOU THIS
3FROM THE CHEAP SEATS
8THE FINE ART OF SOUL-STROKING Part 1
4THE SHOW
9THE FINE ART OF SOUL-STROKING Part 2
5THE SERMON, MORE OR LESS
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