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70th Birthday Gift for Women
70 Funny, Honest Truths About Turning Seventy: A Keepsake Book of Laughs for Mom, Grandma or Your Best Friend, Especially the One Who Says Not to Spend Money on HerBy Imad Muratspahic
Length54m
About this audiobook
She says she doesn't want anything. She says don't spend money on her. And then she turns seventy, and you still want to give her something that says I see you, without another card that jokes about how old she is. 70th Birthday Gift for Women: 70 Funny, Honest Truths About Turning Seventy is a small, warm keepsake book of exactly seventy short entries that laugh with her, never at her. Read it aloud at the party, tuck it into a card, or leave it on her nightstand and let her find one truth a day. It is a gift book, not a how-to guide and not a retirement planner. There are no age or body insults, no jokes about illness, and no advice she did not ask for, just the small, true things a woman of seventy recognizes at once. Inside, you'll find: Give it with a handwritten note, and she will have something to keep long after the candles are blown out.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Other
Length54 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 7, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
170th Birthday Gift for Women
2Important Notice
3Happy Seventieth: How to Give and Use This Book
4Chapter 1: The Day Itself: Waking Up Seventy
5Chapter 2: Energy: Spend It Like Cash
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6Chapter 3: Comfort Is a Policy
7Chapter 4: Friends Who Know the Whole Story
8Chapter 5: The Gentle Art of No
9Chapter 6: Grandchildren, Teenagers and Other Translators
10Chapter 7: The Same Song Again
11Chapter 8: Wisdom, Honestly Earned
12Chapter 9: Time, Money and the Calendar
13Chapter 10: Home, Kitchen and the Things You Keep
14Chapter 11: Love, Laughter and What Comes Next
15Happy Birthday, Keep Going
16Keepsake Page: Index and Her Own Truths
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