Three men in a boat (to say nothing of the dog)
By Jerome K. Jerome
Length7h 9m
About this audiobook
What begins as a simple boating holiday up the River Thames quickly spirals into an unforgettable expedition of comical disasters. Join three utterly incompetent friends—and one highly opinionated fox terrier—as they battle rogue weather, impossible tents, and their own astounding ineptitude. The narrative flows with iconic slapstick moments and brilliant digressions on the absurdity of nineteenth-century leisure. Every page bursts with timeless wit, perfectly capturing the hilarious frustration of a vacation gone entirely off the rails. It remains an absolute masterpiece of classic British humor.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 4.0 (115.1K)
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GenreGeneral Fiction
Length7 hrs 9 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 5, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1CHAPTER I.
11CHAPTER XI.
2CHAPTER II.
12CHAPTER XII.
3CHAPTER III.
13CHAPTER XIII.
4CHAPTER IV.
14CHAPTER XIV.
5CHAPTER V.
15CHAPTER XV.
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6CHAPTER VI.
16CHAPTER XVI.
7CHAPTER VII.
17CHAPTER XVII.
8CHAPTER VIII.
18CHAPTER XVIII.
9CHAPTER IX.
19CHAPTER XIX.
10CHAPTER X.
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