Length25m
About this audiobook
Timepieces become the ultimate observers of human folly in this sharp, philosophical exploration of how we measure and waste our days. Through a series of witty observations, the narrative transforms the simple ticking of a grandfather clock into a profound commentary on mortality, routine, and procrastination. The relentless forward march of time mocks the characters' trivial anxieties and grand, unrealized plans. It is a brief, humorous, yet deeply melancholic reflection on the fleeting nature of existence.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 4.0 (134)
Includes Goodreads, Amazon
GenreHumor, Literary Classics, Other
Length25 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 5, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1CLOCKS.
2IMPRINT | DISCLAIMER
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