The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
By Jerome K. Jerome
Length4h 22m
About this audiobook
Take a delightful break from the relentless hustle of modern life with this collection of humorous musings. Wander through whimsical observations on love, vanity, and the simple joy of doing absolutely nothing. The sharp, observant prose cuts through societal expectations, revealing the comedy in our everyday laziness and procrastination. It is an unapologetic celebration of leisure that will resonate with anyone who has ever savored a quiet afternoon of daydreaming. Find comfort and endless amusement in the gentle art of being perfectly idle.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 3.9 (5.1K)
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GenreHumor, Other, Politics and Government
Length4 hrs 22 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 5, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1ON BEING IDLE.
9ON BEING SHY.
2ON BEING IN LOVE.
10ON BABIES.
3ON BEING IN THE BLUES.
11ON EATING AND DRINKING.
4ON BEING HARD UP.
12ON FURNISHED APARTMENTS.: "Oh, you have some rooms to let."
5ON VANITY AND VANITIES.
13ON DRESS AND DEPORTMENT.
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6ON GETTING ON IN THE WORLD.
14ON MEMORY.
7ON THE WEATHER.
15IMPRINT | DISCLAIMER
8ON CATS AND DOGS.
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