1THE THOROUGHLY IMPROPER GUIDE TO SOCIAL SUCCESS
9QUIZ ANSWERS: REVENGE SERVED WITH A SMILE.
2FOREWORD: A GENTLE WARNING FROM A CONCERNED FRIEND
10YOUR SOCIAL WARFARE SCORE ASSESSMENT
3CHAPTER 1: FIRST IMPRESSIONS
11APPENDIX A: COMPREHENSIVE GLOSSARY OF TACTICAL TERMINOLOGY
4CHAPTER 2: THE ART OF THE SOCIAL BARB - INSULTS DISGUISED AS COMPLIMENTS
12APPENDIX B: EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS FOR SOCIAL DISASTERS
5CHAPTER 3: HOSTING PARTIES - PARTIES THAT WILL BE DISCUSSED FOR DECADES
13APPENDIX C: PRACTICAL WISDOM FOR THE SOCIALLY TRANSFORMED
6CHAPTER 4: NAVIGATING SOCIAL HIERARCHY - CLIMBING, DEMOLISHING, OR IGNORING IT ENTIRELY
14LEGAL DISCLAIMER AND WARNING
7CHAPTER 5: THE DIGITAL BATTLEFIELD - SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THE SOCIALLY SAVAGE
15Copyright Protection
8CHAPTER 6: REVENGE SERVED WITH A SMILE - THE ART OF THE LONG GAME
