THE FUTURE OF SPORT: A FIELD GUIDE FOR THE UNATHLETIC OBSERVER
Chapter One: The Day the Treadmills Talked
It all started the day my treadmill called me lazy. Not metaphorically actually called me lazy.
I was in my apartment gym, doing what I like to call “bare-minimum cardio,” when the treadmill’s new AI feature chirped, “You’ve slowed down again, Marcus. Would you like me to report this to your wellness coach?”
I blinked.
