Title: “Planet 9½: The Intergalactic Odd Job”
Chapter 1: The Day Earth Got an Email
It started on a Tuesday. Which, according to galactic statistics, is the most common day for apocalypses, abductions, and unexpected tax audits.
Agent Kira Moss, Interplanetary Liaison Division, was halfway through her lukewarm donut when her monitor pinged. The email subject line read:
