Length5h 3m
About this audiobook
By morning, Shade’s DMs were exploding. Her phone vibrated incessantly on the bedside table, notifications piling up like floodwater in a blocked gutter. She rubbed sleep from her eyes—sleep that had been fitful, interrupted by dreams of wind tearing through palace walls—and grabbed the device.
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GenreHumor
Length5 hrs 3 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMay 1, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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