The Chronicles of King Vitalis & the Kingdom of Joy
By TALLI
Length1h 24m
About this audiobook
In the mountain kingdom of Maldavia, where fountains cascade in psalmic rhythm and cats perform theological ballets, reigns King Vitalis—a monarch who believes holiness must be measured by the gram. His breakfast demands golden scales, his castle flows downhill like liquid prayer, and his council debates the moral posture of carrots.
From the Table of Elements (where lentils outrank bread) to the Coronation of Equilibrium itself, these lyrical chronicles weave a whimsical theology of proportion: lions debate hymn tones atop Mount Seraphel, a teapot embarks on sacred pilgrimage, spoons conquer by their curve, and even Geoffrey the Goose audits heaven's accounts.
Part reverent satire, part radiant fable, this allegorical fantasy celebrates the comedy of precision—where faith ferments like virtuous wine, light refracts through prayerful prisms, and balance wears the crown. A kingdom where every crumb preaches, every drop testifies, and laughter itself keeps perfect time
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Christian & Inspirational
Length1 hr 24 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 14, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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