Enjoy Your Retirement
The Grand Opening Act of No Alarms, No Rules, and Unlimited PieBy Talli
Length1h
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Enjoy Your Retirement: No Alarms, No Rules, Unlimited Pie (897 chars)
Ditch 5 a.m. screeches for sweatpants & pie breakfasts—retirement's gut-busting riot of 10 a.m. wake-ups, bifocal Tinder flops (jar-opening auditions gone wrong!), garage birdhouses hijacked by squirrels. 8 laugh-out-loud chapters spill chaos: tie-torching closet purges, wall-staring "free Mondays," grandkid remote raids, thermostat divorce wars, PTA pie-slave traps ("One more bake sale!").
Power-walk squirrel feuds, nap empire thrones, golf ponds (dignity sunk), taco royalty discounts ("10% off? Emperor status!"). Master "not my problem" glee, redefine "What do you do?" as "Nap like boss." For desk-jockey escape-plotters & victory-lap vets. Fork up—pie-fect spotlight's yours!
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Health and Wellness
Length1 hr
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 25, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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