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65th Birthday Gift
65 Funny, Warm Entries About Turning 65, Retirement Age, Senior Discounts and Long Afternoons: A Short Keepsake Book for a Dad, Mom, Spouse or Friend Who Says No FussBy Imad Muratspahic
Length1h 11m
About this audiobook
They say they don't want a fuss. They say don't spend money. And then they turn sixty-five, the mailbox fills up with envelopes about health coverage, a cashier offers a discount nobody asked for, and everyone starts asking the same question: so when are you retiring? You still want to give them something that says I'm glad you're here, without another card that makes fun of how old they are. 65th Birthday Gift: 65 Funny, Warm Entries About Turning 65, Retirement Age, Senior Discounts and Long Afternoons is a small keepsake book of exactly sixty-five short entries that laugh with the birthday person, never at them. It works for a man or a woman, for someone already retired, someone counting down, and someone who has no plans to stop working at all. Read a few aloud at the party, tuck it into a card, or leave it by their favorite chair and let them find one entry at a time. It is a humor gift book, not a planning guide. It does not explain benefit rules, health-coverage enrollment or how to spend your retirement; for those, the catalog has dedicated guides.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Other
Length1 hr 11 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 8, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
165th Birthday Gift
2Important Notice
3Happy 65th: How to Give and Use This Book
4Chapter 1: The Day Itself
5Chapter 2: The Mail Arrives
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6Chapter 3: Discount Day
7Chapter 4: So, When Are You Retiring?
8Chapter 5: Last Day, Cake and the Cardboard Box
9Chapter 6: Everyone Assumes You Have Time
10Chapter 7: Big Plans, Small Steps
11Chapter 8: Who Are You Now?
12Chapter 9: Old Photos, Reunions and Friends Who Hit 65 First
13Chapter 10: Things You Remember That Now Need Explaining
14Chapter 11: Second Acts and Never Retiring
15Sixty-Five and Counting: A Short Sign-Off
16Keepsake Page
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