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Why the F*ck Can’t AI Find My Business?
A no-bullshit guide to AI visibility for people with a business to run.By M.J Byrne
Length5h 9m
About this audiobook
AI has an answer. Why isn’t it you?
Your business has customers, experience and a website. Then someone asks AI who can help, and another name appears.
Before you buy another tool, rewrite every page or pay for another vague audit, find out what needs fixing.
M.J Byrne brings the problem back to five ordinary instructions: be clear, be reachable, be believable, be useful, then check. Learn to investigate missing recommendations, explain your services clearly, inspect the evidence behind a claim and follow the customer’s journey through to an enquiry or booking.
Across nineteen chapters, a bonus chapter and seven practical worksheet walkthroughs, this audio adaptation keeps the plain language, dry humour and practical exercises of the original book. Comparison tables are explained aloud; the glossary helps you revisit unfamiliar terms.
For adults with a business to run. Includes strong language. AI-narrated edition.
Audiobook details
GenreBusiness and Economics, Technology
Length5 hrs 9 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 22, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Why the F*ck Can’t AI Find My Business?
2Publication and evidence note
3Before you buy another bloody tool
4Chapter 1. Everybody’s an AI expert now. Apparently.
5Chapter 2. Which AI are we actually talking about?
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6Chapter 3. AI recommended your competitor. Let’s find out what happened.
7Part one. Be clear
8Chapter 4. Your customer asked one question. Their decision needs six.
9Chapter 5. Your website forgot to say what you do.
10Chapter 6. Your answer is in there somewhere.
11Part two. Be reachable
12Chapter 7. A beautiful website can still be a cardboard cut-out.
13Chapter 8. Robots welcome. Please use the locked door.
14Chapter 9. The audit says 71. Should you panic?
15Part three. Be believable
16Chapter 10. “Trust us” is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
17Chapter 11. Your content did the work. Your competitor got the credit.
18Part four. Be useful
19Chapter 12. Your best explanation is trapped in a video.
20Chapter 13. Stop leaving all your expertise in rented rooms.
21Chapter 14. The robot found you. The customer couldn’t book.
22Chapter 15. The redesign went beautifully. The traffic disappeared.
23Chapter 16. One website, from the brief to the booking.
24Part five. Then check
25Chapter 17. Lovely graph. Did anybody buy anything?
26Chapter 18. Why did the answer change when we changed nothing?
27Chapter 19. You have a business to run. Here’s the plan.
28Bonus. How to use AI with this book
29The working pages
30Worksheet A. The first useful diagnosis
31Worksheet B. The page that earns its place
32Worksheet C. The technical and access brief
33Worksheet D. Follow the customer all the way through
34Worksheet E. Move the website without losing the plot
35Worksheet F. The report that answers a business question
36Worksheet G. Brief the AI. Check the work.
37A short glossary
38Sources and reading notes
39About M.J Byrne
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