Sh*t. Now I Need AI SEO?
SEO, YouTube, robots.txt and the rest of the bloody jargon, explained.By M.J Byrne
Length4h 20m
About this audiobook
You asked what AI SEO means. The answer came with four more acronyms.
You do not need another explanation that assumes you already understand the explanation. You need somewhere sensible to start.
M.J Byrne takes you from a page and its address to search engines, AI answers and the information they use. Technical terms arrive one at a time, with ordinary examples and dry humour.
Across twenty chapters, learn what crawlers do; make sense of robots.txt, sitemaps and schema; give your pages and videos clearer information; check whether a citation supports its claim; and tell a crawler visit, a citation and a reader visit apart.
Follow Alex and The Useful Shelf, a fictional website that connects the ideas without requiring a website of your own. Examples, exercises and a glossary help the words stick. Tables and technical examples are explained for listening.
For adults starting from the beginning. No coding experience required. Includes strong language. AI-narrated edition.
Audiobook details
GenreBusiness and Economics, Technology
Length4 hrs 20 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 22, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Sh*t. Now I Need AI SEO?
2A note before we start
3Before you nod through another explanation
41. What the hell are we actually talking about?
52. Same question. Different robot.
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63. The page you see and the page they receive
74. Meet the bots. Nobody brought biscuits.
85. Robots.txt is a note on the door
96. Your sitemap is not a VIP pass
107. Put up a bloody sign
118. Labels, not magic spells
129. The little file with the enormous sales pitch
1310. One question has friends
1411. Write a page. Stop feeding a shredder.
1512. Your video needs words too
1613. Who the hell wrote this?
1714. You cannot give yourself five stars
1815. Same article. Different address.
1916. A link is not a lie detector
2017. Keep the small print attached
2118. Please sound like yourself
2219. Old does not mean dead
2320. Count the right bloody thing
24Put the whole thing together
25The glossary for words that wandered off
26Sources and further reading
27The articles behind the chapters
28About M.J Byrne
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