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The Glam Reaper’s Guide to Slaying
Life Lessons for Rebellious SoulsBy Bill CrisafiNarrated by Joel Froomkin
Length22m
About this audiobook
From popular Instagram artist Bill Crisafi (@Billsafi), an irreverent and uplifting guide to slaying your inner demons, with the fan-favorite and wickedly funny Glam Reaper and her fabulous friends.
When we’re plagued with self-doubt, we need someone to remind us that we put the “bitch” in “obituary.” Enter the Glam Reaper, our guide to killing negativity and becoming a certified diva.
As the Glam Reaper moves through the world beyond, she finds her friends are dealing with problems we’ve all faced:
Miss Phillip, a demon with her own inner demon, grapples with negative self-talk.
Orange Frog doesn’t feel confident after her friends mocked her outfit.
Miss Rotten tears down the other pumpkins in the patch because she’s afraid of rejection.
Sexy Ghost is being haunted by the embarrassing mistakes in her past.
Babushka Toad struggles to tend to her garden and give each flower the care it needs.
The Glam Reaper, with her trademark wit and sass, helps each of them overcome their troubles with practical tips (“Tell those voices in your head to drop dead”) and uplifting mantras (Look in the mirror and say, “I’m a hot bitch,” three times).
Written by Instagram artist and fashion designer Bill Crisafi, The Glam Reaper’s Guide to Slaying is a funny, cheeky, and insightful handbook to self-love and self-acceptance for any ghouls gone wild.
Audiobook details
GenreSelf-Help, Humor, Other
Length22 mins
Narrated byJoel Froomkin
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateAug 18, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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