THE BIBiLE COMPLETE
Basic Ideological Belief in Life Everlasting ( the i is silent )By A.jay
Length24h 15m
About this audiobook
What follows is the entire Old Testament as seen from the administrative layer: the Garden, the prophets, the exile, the four slightly incompatible Gospels, the Apocalypse, the report cards for the churches, and the final filing of every blank field that ever needed a name.
This is comic fiction. It is also a very long filing job. Then we have the Update The New Testament and the Gospel According to Gavin (compiled from Matt, Marc, Lou and Jon, with the administrative layer intact), the logistics disaster in Bethlehem, the three years that somehow changed the world, the cross, the empty tomb, the letters, the island, the pineapple, and the final sequence of seals, trumpets, bowls and report cards. There is only one BIBLE and this isnt it but it come a close second
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Other
Length24 hrs 15 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateAug 16, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1THE BIBiLE
26Jacob: The One Who Fought Back
2PART ONE — THE OLD TESTAMENT
27Joseph
3THE BIBiLE 1.0
28Interlude: The Beta Test (Joseph, Son of Jacob)
4GENESIS
29Judah and Tamar
5In The Beginning
30EXODUS
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6The Garden of Eden
31Four Hundred Years
7The Fall
32Four Hundred Years: The Long Wait
8The Conversation
33The Plagues
9The Fallout
34The Plague Sequence: A Professional Assessment
10Cain and Abel
35The Plagues: A Management Perspective
11Noah and the Flood
36The Red Sea
12GENESIS (continued)
37The Red Sea: The Bottleneck Crisis
13The Tower of Babel
38The Plague: An Email Chain
14The Tower of Babel: The Telecom Glitch
39LEVITICUS / NUMBERS / DEUTERONOMY
15Abraham
40The Terms of Service
16The Patriarchs: A Succession of Difficult Men
41The Sabbath
17Sodom
42The Sabbath: A Compliance Overview
18Sodom and Soddit: A Case Study
43The Golden Calf
19The Bet — Abraham and Isaac
44The Golden Calf: Aaron’s Project Management Failure
20The Forfeit
45The Meat Situation: Delivered In Full
21Isaac
46The Snake On A Stick
22Isaac’s Debrief
47Balaam and His Donkey
23Lot
48JOSHUA / JUDGES
24Lot: A Welfare Report
49RUTH: Two Women Who Didn’t Get Their Own Chapter But Should Have
25Jacob
50Two Women Who Didn’t Get Their Own Chapter But Should Have
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