Length10h 47m
About this audiobook
THE BIBiLE Update
Basic Ideological Belief in Life Everlasting — Part Two
Version control meeting, seventh floor. Gabriel has a folder. Lucifer has been invited upstairs for the first time in history and is already asking the wrong questions.
The previous build is still supported. The new one quotes it constantly, claims every line was pointing forward, and ships as an update. The original holders have signed out in writing.
What follows is the Gospel According to Gavin, the logistics disaster in Bethlehem, the three years that somehow changed the world, the cross, the empty tomb, the letters, the island, the pineapple, and the final sequence of seals, trumpets, bowls and report cards.
Heaven is still an office. The filing system is still the filing system. The Developer still finds constraints limiting.
This is the second volume of comic fiction. The door is still open. The terms and conditions were always attached.
Next time — read them.
Audiobook details
GenreGeneral Fiction, Humor
Length10 hrs 47 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateAug 8, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1THE BIBiLE
49The Meeting
2THE BIBiLE: UPDATE
50The Offer
3Version Control
51The Chariot
4A Note on the Record
52Saul on the Road
5MATTHEW
53The Widows
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6MARK
54The Sheet
7LUKE
55The Door
8JOHN: From the Four Accounts to the One Record
56Blastus
9From the Four Accounts to the One Record
57The Trolley
10THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO GAVIN
58The Split
11The Nativity
59Philippi
12The Incarnation Briefing
60Troas
13Bethlehem: A Logistics Disaster
61The Harp
14Thirty Years of Nothing Documented
62Athens
15Thirty Years of Carpentry
63The Board
16The Temptation
64Ephesus
17The Simulator
65Gavin
18The Teaching
66Caesarea
19The Sermon
67Rome
20The Birthday
68The Council
21The Miracles: A Thorough Investigation
69The Interdepartmental Meeting
22The Water
70Malta: A Professional Incident
23Nicky
71The Gnostics: A Professional Assessment
24The PR Operation
72The Road to Emmaus
25The Ointment
73Pete's Book
26The Dust
74REVELATION
27The Temple
75The Patch Notes
28The Fig Tree
76Jon on Patmos
29The Rock
77What Jon Saw: The Seals
30The Mountain
78The Horsemen: A Note From Personnel
31The Pigs
79Terms and Conditions Apply
32The Argument
80The Other Departments: Shutdown Sequence
33Maggie
81The Unauthorised Forks
34On the Way to Jairus’s House
82The Horsemen Deploy
35The Miracles — A Sceptic’s View
83The Trumpets
36The Collection
84The Abyss
37The Sycamore
85The Two Witnesses
38The Last Supper — The Party
86Jon’s Batteries
39The Passion
87The Coat
40Dodge
88The Bowls
41The Garden
89The Report Cards
42The Trial of Pompus
90The Return
43The Hill
91The Millennium: A Thousand Years Without Lucifer
44Three Days
92Lucifer Returns
45The Resurrection
93The Judgment
46ACTS
94New Jerusalem
47The Vacancy
95Jon Finishes Writing
48The Patch Goes Live
96Gabriel’s Postscript
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