Length5h 31m
About this audiobook
It's two o'clock on the hottest afternoon of the year. There's a man on the wireless talking about greenfly, and Nate is sat in the back of a car outside a pub with a pump-action across his knees.
He is not a hard man. He'll tell you that himself, at length, and he'll tell you what he is instead: a liar, a grafter, a fairground lad who left school at thirteen and never once came back for the exams. He can talk a stranger out of his own car in broad daylight. He cannot keep hold of a single person who matters to him.
This is how he got to that afternoon. The coin meter in the telly. The waltzer and the red hats. A wife, a daughter, half a million quid in the boot of a car that isn't his, and a brother who takes everything and gives back chocolate wrappers.
Funny, until it isn't.
This Audio contains language that may offend and I truthfully don't care but better to warn than get myself told off.....again
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Other
Length5 hrs 31 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateAug 5, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1ONE — Not the Beginning
2TWO — A Mouse in the House
3THREE — Never Never Land
4FOUR — What the Gerbil Saw
5FIVE — Sticky Fingers
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6SIX — Playground of the Gods
7SEVEN — Protection Candy
8EIGHT — Gusset's Delight
9NINE — 2 4 U 1 4 Me
10TEN — Sent to Coventry
11ELEVEN — Taxi!!
12TWELVE — When a Ball Rolls
13THIRTEEN — Excuse Me, Have You Got a Min?
14FOURTEEN — The Plane, Boss, the Plane
15FIFTEEN — Losing My Virginity
16SIXTEEN — Dear John
17SEVENTEEN — Bedsit Land
18EIGHTEEN — Till Death Or
19NINETEEN — 24/7
20TWENTY — Everybody in the Place
21TWENTY-ONE — Das Boot
22TWENTY-TWO — Thicker
23TWENTY-THREE — Don't Run
24TWENTY-FOUR — Crazy Town
25TWENTY-FIVE — Plop
26TWENTY-SIX — Thanks Bro
27TWENTY-SEVEN — Send a Boy To Do
28TWENTY-EIGHT — Don't Forget the Fries
29TWENTY-NINE — Down From Upon High
30THIRTY — Worth a Try
31THIRTY-ONE — Pappa
32THIRTY-TWO — Someone's Nicked It!!
33THIRTY-THREE — In n Out
34THIRTY-FOUR — Don't Forget Your Toothbrush
35THIRTY-FIVE — Hi, My Name Is
36THIRTY-SIX — Viva Mex
37THIRTY-SEVEN — Never Let Your Guard Down
38THIRTY-EIGHT — Becoming Me
39THIRTY-NINE — Spectator
40FORTY — Fuck 'em All
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