Mature
Length50m
About this audiobook
The wrong words are the real ones. Mondegreen: The Album™ builds an entire anthology from history's most gloriously misheard lyrics — not as correction, but as canon. Memory doesn't preserve meaning; it manufactures it, and what gets manufactured is often stranger and more honest than the original. These are the songs as they actually lived in people's heads.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor
Length50 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 26, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
12Book VI · Rabbis, Annie & Pee in the Corner: Money for Nothing (And Chips for Free)
2Invocation
13Book VII · Fire, Barns & Vicars: Don’t Go, Jason Waterfalls
3Ten Grammy-Worthy Songs from Misheard History
14FYC CAMPAIGN — MONDEGREEN: THE ALBUM
4FULL PAGE SPREAD: VARIETY / BILLBOARD EXCLUSIVE
15Book VIII · Chickens, Mustard & Eggs: I’m So F*ing Grateful for My Eggs**
5Book I · The Dawn of the Douche: Wake Up Like a Douche
16THE RECORDING ACADEMY® OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE
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6Book II · Penguins, Starbucks & Naked Prayers: Bathroom on the Right
17Book IX · Teeth, Heels & Chips: Friends With the Mustard (Under My Bed)
7BILLBOARD HOT 100 – SPECIAL EDITION
18Coda: Take Your Teeth Out
8Book III · Highs, Tics & Bruises: Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese
19Critical Reception
9Book IV · Peanuts, Pies & Presley’s Trout: Kiss This Guy
20Comments Section
10Book V · Cashboxes, Jed & Broken Doves: Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza
21UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT: COMPLAINT FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, MISREPRESENTATION, AND GENERAL AUDACITY
11RIAA® CERTIFIED DIAMOND
22BILLBOARD EXCLUSIVE: “RIAA Diamond Album Pulled From Shelves Amid 47 Lawsuits”
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