Color Me Drunk
A Comedy in Twenty-Four ShadesBy Chris A. Piazza | Antherra™
Length44m
About this audiobook
A burned-out color matcher for fake-wood siding, Dana’s friend, finds her dormant gift snapping awake when Dez turns a drunken party routine into “Color Me Drunk,” a twenty-four–shade crayon box named for drinks. The IP crystallizes when she wraps the joke in a borrowed yellow-and-green trade dress, then collides with a building-sized cease-and-desist that forces her to strip the coat off the product. As she and Gwen, the small-batch floor lead, rebuild the box in her own naked shape, the story sits in the tension between institutional ownership and a person’s right to trust their own work, landing on the quiet stake of choosing a true thing over an easier, inevitable one.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Politics and Government
Length44 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJul 12, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
4Three — Brunch Emergency
2One — Mimosa O'Clock
5Four — Creamy Regret
3Two — Vodka (Trust Us)
6Five — Last Call Amber
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