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Love Potions are for Losers

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Love Potions are for Losers

A Cozy Romantasy Featuring Fake Dating, Magical Mishaps, and Rivals Falling in LoveWynn Valentine

Love Potions are for Losers

Length4h 12m

About this audiobook

Faking an engagement to your rival was not on Tess Albright’s business plan. Neither was accidentally falling for him. Potion shop owner Tess Albright prides herself on quick thinking—even when her plans backfire spectacularly. When a surprise audit by the Ministry of Magical Business Regulation threatens her shop’s license, Tess panics... and declares she's engaged to her biggest rival, the infuriatingly charming herbalist Rowan Bell. Now Tess and Rowan must fake their way through emotional compatibility tests, public demonstrations, and Registry-mandated "couples counseling." To make matters worse, the potion Tess brewed to help them "sell" the chemistry? It might be working a little too well. Their Heartstring Vial Charms are glowing, their Affinity Bands are tightening, and Thistledown Hollow’s matchmaking gossip network has gone into overdrive. A Cozy Romantasy Featuring Fake Dating, Magical Mishaps, and Rivals Falling in Love

Fake Dating

Magic

Enemies to Lovers

Romcom

Supernatural

Marriage of Convenience

Smalltown

Slow Burn

Urban Fantasy

Fated Mates

Witches

Audiobook details

GenreRomance, Humor

Length4 hrs 12 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateOct 17, 2023

LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

1Title Page

97. Caramel Apples and Confessions

2Copyright

108. Perfect Partners Potion Disaster

31. Potion Panic and Fake Engagements

119. Cracks in the Contract

42. Terms of Engagement

1210. Brewing Doubts

53. Potion Fairground Fiasco

1311. The Counterspell Catastrophe

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64. A Toad’s-Eye View

1412. The Festival’s Final Wish

75. Lost in the Love Labyrinth

1513. Alchemical Hearts

86. Registry Realities and Regrets

16Epilogue: Festival Wishes and Future Mischief

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