The Great Scarecrow Standoff

By Wynn Valentine
Listen with Sir Michael Caine™ and 1,000+ voices
Length1h 45m

About this audiobook

She built a twelve-foot mechanical scarecrow. He brought the safety code. Kettlewick brought opinions. Museum fabricator Maren Holt knows exactly how to make Kettlewick’s harvest festival unforgettable: a towering mechanical scarecrow with moving arms, glowing eyes, and enough personality to become a landmark. Code officer Theo Bacal knows exactly how many ways it could become a liability. Their standoff turns public, ridiculous, and impossible to avoid when festival deadlines force them to inspect, rebuild, and demonstrate the contraption together. Maren sees rules as obstacles to good work. Theo sees them as the reason good work survives. Somewhere between emergency bracing and runaway straw, irritation becomes respect—and respect becomes something neither of them can file away. To save the festival centerpiece, the maker and the inspector must design a solution sturdy enough for Kettlewick and flexible enough for two stubborn hearts.

Audiobook details

GenreRomance, Humor
Length1 hr 45 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 27, 2026
LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

11. Maren
77. Maren
22. Theo
88. Theo
33. Maren
99. Maren
44. Theo
1010. Theo
55. Maren
11Coming Next in Kettlewick Weekends
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66. Theo

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