Please Stop Summoning Me
A Cozy Fantasy Romcom with a Grumpy Demon, a Sunshine Summoner, and One Very Judgy FamiliarBy Wynn Valentine
Length4h 34m
About this audiobook
She just wanted to help her basil plant. He was in the middle of a soul-soak. Now they’re magically tethered by a contract neither of them understands—and the only way out is “mutual satisfaction.” Whatever that means.
Evie Thorne’s dorm room may be cluttered and technically fire-coded against unsupervised rituals, but one smudged summoning circle and a mispronounced incantation later, she accidentally yanks Varrux the Soul-Eater out of his infernal spa day and into her very inconvenient life.
Now the grumpy demon lord is stuck in her cozy magical cottage with a judgmental familiar, cursed tea, and a sunshine summoner who organizes her spellbook with jam. She’s warmth and chaos. He’s doom, dread, and aggressively folded towels.
And the longer they’re stuck together, the harder it is to pretend they don’t actually like it.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★ 2.9 (62)
Includes Goodreads
GenreRomance, Fairy Tales and Folklore
Length4 hrs 34 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJul 14, 2023
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
108. Infernal Jealousy
2Copyright
119. The Breaking Point
31. The Summoning Circle of Questionable Intent
1210. The Soul Journal
42. Demonic Hostage Negotiation (With Tea)
1311. The Binding Circle (Again)
53. The Market Incident
1412. Post-Contract Clarity
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64. The Containment Ritual
1513. Please Stop Summoning Me
75. Familiar Trouble
16Epilogue – Please Stop Summoning Me (Again)
86. Bureaucracy of the Damned
17Thank You
97. The Teacup Confession
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