Length40m
About this audiobook
Ned’s life is a nonstop whirlwind of chaos, from groaning lockers and runaway pancakes to judgmental squirrels and disastrous talent shows. With his best friend Nobody by his side, disasters are inevitable, hilariously unpredictable, and usually involve at least one flying object. Every day is messy, awkward, and completely unfiltered, but somehow, Ned survives it all with humor, sticky fingers, and an ever-growing collection of embarrassing stories. This is the story of surviving adolescence, one laugh-out-loud catastrophe at a time.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 3.6 (5)
GenreHumor
Length40 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 2, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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