Length53m
About this audiobook
Eli thought he could survive modern life, until the universe decided otherwise. From sabotaging sneakers to office Olympics, disastrous client dinners, and mandatory team-building exercises, chaos follows him everywhere, making ordinary days absurdly catastrophic. Through mishaps, missteps, and relentless humor, Eli learns that sometimes survival is not about control but laughing at the chaos around you.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor
Length53 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 27, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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