Length7h 35m
About this audiobook
How to Be a Hermit by American humorist Will Cuppy is a subjective and partly fictional account of Will's adventures as a hermit on Jones's Island in Wisconsin. Excerpt: "All was excitement that June morning among the clams of Jones's Island (pronounced, by your leave, in two good healthy syllables, thus: Jone'-sez). Softies by the bushel dug themselves deeper into the shoreward mud, and whimpering little quahogs out in their watery beds clung closer to their mothers as they heard the dread news relayed by their kinsfolk of Seaman's Neck, Black Banks Channel, Johnson's Flats, and High Hill Crick."
Audiobook details
GenreHumor
Length7 hrs 35 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateDec 9, 2023
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
16LITERATURE AND OTHER SPINACH
2I DISCOVER MY ISLAND
17WATCH YOUR BUDGET
3BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE
18SIMPLIFIED CLAMS
4LIVING FROM CAN TO MOUTH
19BEDROOMS ARE WHAT YOU MAKE THEM
5MY KITCHEN BEAUTIFUL
20CONSIDER THE LETTUCE
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6CONFESSIONS OF A SARDINE FIEND
21A PLEA FOR BETTER BATTER
7HARD-BOILED RECIPES
22PERILS OF THE HOME
8THE HOME IN BUM TASTE
23DOWN WITH BRILLAT-SAVARIN!
9COFFEE, PLEASE!
24HOW TO ENTERTAIN
10DIOGENES, OR THE FUTURE OF HOUSEKEEPING
25SO WHY BE PRESIDENT?
11THE SECRET OF FREDERICK BARBAROSSA
26WHAT CABBAGE HAS MEANT TO ME
12THE HERMIT'S EMERGENCY SHELF
27NEXT TO GODLINESS
13THE DUKE'S DILEMMA
28IF CHRISTMAS COMES
14A FEW HINTS ON ETIQUETTE
29THE FEAST OF THE BEAN
15SPINACH AND THE GOOD LIFE
30IF YOU HAVE TEARS
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