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How To Do Everything Wrong

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How To Do Everything Wrong

By Steve PavlinaNarrated by Florian Höper

How To Do Everything Wrong

Length23m

About this audiobook

While I normally write for people who are interested in improving their lives, I'm aware that many are committed to the opposite path. These people deliberately decline steps that would lead to measurable improvements. They prefer that everything goes wrong — for as long as possible. Sometimes they screw up and accidentally do something right. They're usually able to sabotage these unwanted successes in short order, but they like it best when they can prevent these positive experiences from ever happening in the first place. If you count yourself among this under-acknowledged and under-appreciated group, here are some suggestions for how you can do a better job of staving off success and ensuring absolute failure till you die...

Audiobook details

GenreHumor

Length23 mins

Narrated byFlorian Höper

FormatAudiobook

Publish dateJul 1, 2020

LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

1Steve Pavlina Intro

7Instructions for Failure #6

2Instructions for Failure #1

8Instructions for Failure #7

3Instructions for Failure #2

9Instructions for Failure #8

4Instructions for Failure #3

10Instructions for Failure #9

5Instructions for Failure #4

11Instructions for Failure #10

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6Instructions for Failure #5

12Steve Pavlina Outro

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