Baled Hay A Drier Book Than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass"
By Bill Nye
Length6h 24m
About this audiobook
Baled Hay is a collection of humorous essays and observations by American humorist Bill Nye. In this book, Nye covers a variety of topics, including farming, politics, and social norms, all with his signature wit and sarcasm. Some of the essays are fictional stories, such as the titular "Baled Hay," in which Nye tells the tale of a farmer who inadvertently bales his son's beloved dog. Other essays, such as "My First Cigar," recount Nye's personal experiences in a humorous and self-deprecating way. The overall tone of the book is lighthearted and entertaining, making it a perfect read for fans of comedic essays.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Literary Classics
Length6 hrs 24 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 30, 2023
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1DEDICATION.
26HOW TO PUT UP A STOVE-PIPE.
2BALED HAY
27FUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER.
3GREELEY AID RUM.
28LINGERIE.
4ABOUT SAW MILLS.
29FRUIT.
5EXPERIMENTS WITH OLD CHEESE.
30THE BONE OF CONTENTION.
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6THE RAG-CARPET.
31CONGRATULATORY.
7ONE KIND OF A BOY.
32THE AGONY IS OVER.
8THE CHAMPION MEAN MAN.
33OSTRICH CAVALRY.
9FRATERNAL SPARRING.
34AN ELECTRIC BELT.
10CHIPETA'S ADDRESS TO THE UTES.
35THE ANNUAL WAIL
11BILL NYE'S CAT.
36HE WAS NOT A BURGLAR.
12AUTUMN THOUGHTS.
37BEST ON, BLESSED MEMORY.
13THE MAN WHO INTERRUPTS.
38GENIUS AND WHISKY.
14THE ROCKY MOUKTAIN COW.
39THE TWO-HEADED GIRL
15PRESERVING EGGS.
40THE CULTIVATION OF GUM.
16HUMAN' NATURE ON THE HALF-SHELL.
41WE HAVE REASONED IT OUT.
17TOO CONTIGUOUS.
42CARVING SCHOOLS.
18THE AMENDE HONORABLE.
43DIGNITY.
19JOAQUIN AND JUNIATA.
44ALWAYS BOOM AT THE TOP.
20SOME VAGUE THOUGHTS.
45INACCURATE.
21THE YOUMORIST.
46THE WESTERN "CHAP."
22MY CABINET.
47AN INCIDENT OF THE CAMPAIGN.
23HEALTH FOOD.
48WHY DO THEY DO IT?
24PINES FOE HIS OLD HOME
49TWO STYLES.
25ONE TOUCH OF NATURE.
50GOSHALLHEMLOCK SALVE.
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