Baled Hay A Drier Book Than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass"
By Bill Nye
Length6h 24m
About this audiobook
Baled Hay is a collection of humorous essays and observations by American humorist Bill Nye. In this book, Nye covers a variety of topics, including farming, politics, and social norms, all with his signature wit and sarcasm. Some of the essays are fictional stories, such as the titular "Baled Hay," in which Nye tells the tale of a farmer who inadvertently bales his son's beloved dog. Other essays, such as "My First Cigar," recount Nye's personal experiences in a humorous and self-deprecating way. The overall tone of the book is lighthearted and entertaining, making it a perfect read for fans of comedic essays.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Literary Classics
Length6 hrs 24 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 30, 2023
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1DEDICATION.
66ROUGH ON OSCAR.
2BALED HAY
67THE POSTAL CARD.
3GREELEY AID RUM.
68WHY WE ARE NOT GAY.
4ABOUT SAW MILLS.
69SCIENTIFIC.
5EXPERIMENTS WITH OLD CHEESE.
70THE REVELATION RACKET IN UTAH.
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6THE RAG-CARPET.
71SAGE BRUSH TONIC.
7ONE KIND OF A BOY.
72LAME FROM HIS BERTH.
8THE CHAMPION MEAN MAN.
73THE PUBLIC PRINTER.
9FRATERNAL SPARRING.
74SAD DESTRUCTION.
10CHIPETA'S ADDRESS TO THE UTES.
75THE IMMEDIATE REVOLTER
11BILL NYE'S CAT.
76THE SECRET OF HEALTH.
12AUTUMN THOUGHTS.
77HOUSEHOLD RECIPES.
13THE MAN WHO INTERRUPTS.
78WHAT IS LITERATURE?
14THE ROCKY MOUKTAIN COW.
79THE PREVIOUS HOTEL.
15PRESERVING EGGS.
80ANECDOTE OF SPOTTED TAIL.
16HUMAN' NATURE ON THE HALF-SHELL.
81THE ZEALOUS VOTER.
17TOO CONTIGUOUS.
82HOW TO PRESERVE TEETH
18THE AMENDE HONORABLE.
83MR. BEECHER'S BRAIN.
19JOAQUIN AND JUNIATA.
84OH, NO!
20SOME VAGUE THOUGHTS.
85THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION.
21THE YOUMORIST.
86AN UNCLOUDED WELCOME.
22MY CABINET.
87THE PILLOW-SHAM HOLDER.
23HEALTH FOOD.
88SOMETHING FRESH.
24PINES FOE HIS OLD HOME
89YANKED TO ETERNITY.
25ONE TOUCH OF NATURE.
90WHY WE SHED THE SCALDING.
26HOW TO PUT UP A STOVE-PIPE.
91ANOTHER SUGGESTION.
27FUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER.
92PISCATORIAL AND EDITORIAL
28LINGERIE.
93ANOTHER FEATHERED SONGSTER
29FRUIT.
94ABOUT THE OSTRICH
30THE BONE OF CONTENTION.
95TOO MUCH GOD AND NO FLOUR.
31CONGRATULATORY.
96WE ARE GETTING CYNICAL
32THE AGONY IS OVER.
97ASK US SOMETHING DIFFICULT.
33OSTRICH CAVALRY.
98THE MIMIC STAGE.
34AN ELECTRIC BELT.
99DECLINE OF AMERICAN HUMOR
35THE ANNUAL WAIL
100CHICAGO CUSTOM HOUSE
36HE WAS NOT A BURGLAR.
101FOREIGN OPINION
37BEST ON, BLESSED MEMORY.
102THEY HAVE CURBED THEIR WOE.
38GENIUS AND WHISKY.
103HUNG BY REQUEST.
39THE TWO-HEADED GIRL
104THE MELVILLES.
40THE CULTIVATION OF GUM.
105MENDING BROKEN NECKS.
41WE HAVE REASONED IT OUT.
106ARE YOU A MORMON?
42CARVING SCHOOLS.
107CAUTION.
43DIGNITY.
108POISONS AND THEIR ANECDOTES.
44ALWAYS BOOM AT THE TOP.
109CORRESPONDENCE.
45INACCURATE.
110WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NEEDS.
46THE WESTERN "CHAP."
111TABLE MANNERS OF CHILDREN.
47AN INCIDENT OF THE CAMPAIGN.
112WHAT IT MEANT.
48WHY DO THEY DO IT?
113VOTERS IN UTAH.
49TWO STYLES.
114INCONGRUITY
50GOSHALLHEMLOCK SALVE.
115RIDING DOWN A MOUNTAIN.
51THE STAGE BALD-HEAD.
116CORRALED HIM.
52FATHERLY WORDS.
117FIRMNESS.
53THE GOOD TIME COMING.
118PUT IN A SUMP.
54MANIA FOR MARKING CLOTHES.
119MINING AS A SCIENCE
55REGARDING THE NOSE.
120DRAWBACKS OF ROYALTY.
56SOMETHING TOO MUCH OF THIS.
121ENGLISH HUMOR
57COLOR BLINDNESS.
122ABOUT THE AUTOPSY.
58IS DUELING MURDER?
123DON'T LIKE OUR STYLE.
59HEAP GONE.
124MR. T. WILSON.
60THE EDITORIAL LAMP.
125ETIQUETTE OF THE NAPKIN
61DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY.
126AN INFERNAL MACHINE.
62THE MAROON SAUSAGE.
127THE CODFISH.
63TESTIMONIALS OF REGARD.
128HIS AGED MOTHER.
64THE CHINESE COMPOSITOR
129BUSINESS LETTERS.
65SNOWED UNDER
130DANGER OF GARDENING.
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